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[archerwhiterp]

Kiss of Death

Archer’s head was ringing at that last hit. The force of the pistol butt against his ear made his whole body lurch forward, unable to fling too far forward with being tied down to the chair. He could feel something warm and wet now rolling down his neck and by the way everything sounded very muffled he was sure it was a ruptured ear drum. All he could make out was laughing noises, or he assumed by the vibrations. He couldn’t see anything due to the blindfold against his eyes.

What happened before all this? He was walking home, walking home from the bathysphere or to the bathysphere when the men showed up. It only took a few hard hits for Archer to black out, and then he woke up stripped to his underwear and tied to a chair. A bucket of ice cold water dumped over his head to wake him, then they got rowdy.

They were Atlas’ men, or so they claimed. Cheering and yawning on about how good Archer would be for them. How much their boss wanted to see him. His begs and pleads only seemed to amuse them more and with that last hit, Archer was now silent.

His heart was racing and he was shivering from the cold. They could kill him, but that would be no fun he was sure.

@sassinalass

[hector-goddamn-rodriguez]

Ⓐ ~From Moira O'Hara

Send me Ⓐ and my muse will rate yours: (ACCEPTING)

ATTRACTIVENESS:

 repulsive ― hideous ― ugly ― not attractive ― unappealing ― not unattractive ― meh ― no preference ― ok ― mildly attractive ― nice looking ― cute ― adorable ― attractive―pleasant on the eyes ― good looking ― hot ― sexy ― beautiful ― gorgeous ― hot damn ― would tap that ― perfect ― godlike ― holy fuck there are no words

PERSONALITY:

 grating ― irritating ― frustrating ― boring ― confusing at best ― awkward ― unreasonable ― psychotic ― disturbing ― interesting ― engaging ― affectionate ―aggressive ― ambitious ― anxious ― artistic ― bad tempered ― bossy ― charismatic―appealing ― unappealing ― creative ― courageous ― dependable ― unreliable ― unpredictable ― predictable ― devious ― dim ― extroverted ― introverted ― egotistical― gregarious ― fabulous ― impulsive ― intelligent ― sympathetic ― talkative ― up beat ―peaceful ― calming ― badass ― flexible

HOW LIKELY THEY WOULD BE TO HAVE SEX WITH THEM.

 not if they were the last person on earth and the world was ending ― fuck no! ― never ― no way ― not likely ― not sure ― indifferent ― i’m asexual ― maybe ― probably ― it depends ― fairly likely ― likely ― yeah sure ― yes ― would tap that ― hell yes ― fuck yes! ― wishing that could happen right now ― as many times as possible ― we are already having sex

LEVEL OF FRIENDSHIP:

 never in a million years ― worst of enemies ― enemies ― rivals ― indifferent ― neutral―acquaintance ― friendly toward each other ― casual friends ― friends ― good friends― best friends ― fuck buddies ― bosom buddies ― practically the same person ― would die for them ― true friends ― my only friend

FIRST IMPRESSION OF THEM:

 i hate them so much ― i don’t like them ― i don’t trust them ― they annoy me ― they’re weird ― i’m indifferent ― meh ― they seem alright ― they’re growing on me ― truce ― i think i like them ― i like them ― i’m not sure if i trust them ― i trust them ― they’re cool ―they’re genuine ― i think we’re going to get along ― i really like them ― i think i’m in love ― oh fuck they’re hot ― i love them

CURRENT IMPRESSION OF THEM:

 i hate them so much ― i don’t like them ― i don’t trust them ― they annoy me ― they’re weird ― i’m indifferent ― meh ― they seem alright ― they’re growing on me ― truce ― i think i like them ― i like them ― i’m not sure if i trust them ― i trust them ― they’re cool ―they’re genuine ― i think we’re going to get along ― i really like them ― i think i’m in love ― oh fuck they’re hot ― i love them

HOW GOOD OF A KISSER:

 worst kisser ever ― terrible ― bad ― awkward ― just okay ― alright ― pretty good ― good ― makes me moan ― excellent ― exciting ― oh god they’re good ― i dream about it ― fucking amazing ― absolute perfection ― we haven’t kissed

[archerwhiterp]

Ⓐ ~Moira O'Hara

@sassinalass

Send me Ⓐ and my muse will rate yours:

ATTRACTIVENESS:

   repulsive ― hideous ― ugly ― not attractive ― unappealing ― not unattractive ― meh ― no preference ― ok ― mildly attractive ― nice looking ― cute ― adorable ― attractive ― pleasant on the eyes ― good looking ― hot ― sexy ― beautiful ― gorgeous ― hot damn ― would tap that ― perfect ― godlike ― holy fuck there are no words

PERSONALITY:

   grating ― irritating ― frustrating ― boring ― confusing at best ― awkward ― unreasonable ― psychotic ― disturbing ― interesting ― engaging ― affectionate ― aggressive ― ambitious ― anxious ― artistic ― bad tempered ― bossy ― charismatic ― appealing ― unappealing ― creative ― courageous ― dependable ― unreliable ― unpredictable ― predictable ― devious ― dim ― extroverted ― introverted ― egotistical ― gregarious ― fabulous ― impulsive ― intelligent ― sympathetic ― talkative ― up beat ― peaceful ― calming ― badass ― flexible

HOW LIKELY THEY WOULD BE TO HAVE SEX WITH THEM.

   not if they were the last person on earth and the world was ending ― fuck no! ― never ― no way ― not likely ― not sure ― indifferent ― i’m asexual ― maybe ― probably ― it depends ― fairly likely ― likely ― yeah sure ― yes ― would tap that ― hell yes ― fuck yes! ― wishing that could happen right now ― as many times as possible ― we are already having sex

LEVEL OF FRIENDSHIP:

   never in a million years ― worst of enemies ― enemies ― rivals ― indifferent ― neutral ― acquaintance ― friendly toward each other ― casual friends ― friends ― good friends ― best friends ― fuck buddies ― bosom buddies ― practically the same person ― would die for them ― true friends ― my only friend

FIRST IMPRESSION OF THEM:

   i hate them so much ― i don’t like them ― i don’t trust them ― they annoy me ― they’re weird ― i’m indifferent ― meh ― they seem alright ― they’re growing on me ― truce ― i think i like them ― i like them ― i’m not sure if i trust them ― i trust them ― they’re cool ― they’re genuine ― i think we’re going to get along ― i really like them ― i think i’m in love ― oh fuck they’re hot ― i love them

CURRENT IMPRESSION OF THEM:

   i hate them so much ― i don’t like them ― i don’t trust them ― they annoy me ― they’re weird ― i’m indifferent ― meh ― they seem alright ― they’re growing on me ― truce ― i think i like them ― i like them ― i’m not sure if i trust them ― i trust them ― they’re cool ― they’re genuine ― i think we’re going to get along ― i really like them ― i think i’m in love ― oh fuck they’re hot ― i love them

HOW GOOD OF A KISSER:

   worst kisser ever ― terrible ― bad ― awkward ― just okay ― alright ― pretty good ― good ― makes me moan ― excellent ― exciting ― oh god they’re good ― i dream about it ― fucking amazing ― absolute perfection ― we haven’t kissed

[longestconofallarchive]

Date? ~Moira

Send me “Date?” and I’ll answer: [Not Accepting]

Who asks for it:

[ ] Your muse asks mine

[ X ] My muse asks yours

Type of date:

[ x ] Platonic Date [To discuss business matters]

[  ] Romantic Date

[ ] First Date

[ ] Double date with: ____ & ____

Location for the date:

[ ] Movies  • [ ] Romantic Comedy  • [ ] Adventure Movie  • [ ] Animation (Pixar/Disney)  • [ ] Horror  • [ ] Drama  • [ ] Buddy Movie  • [ ] ___ (other options)

[ X ] Restaurant  • [ X ] Expensive/High Class  • [ ] Small and familiar  • [ ] Fast Food

[ ] Nature • [ ] Beach • [ ] Park • [ ] Forest     • [ ] …and having a picnic

[ ] Visiting a Museum

[ ] Visiting an amusement park

[ ] Visiting a haunted location

[ ] Staying at home • [ ] Watching movies • [ ] Playing Video Games • [ ] Reading

[ ] ___ (other options)

The date might hopefully end with…

[ ] …holding hands

[ ] …a kiss

[ ] …in bed

[ ] …knowing each other better

[ ] …sleepover between friends

[ ] …a marriage proposal

[ X ] A business arrangement.

Should you reblog this?:

[ ] Yes. I want to send you one.

[ ] Yes.

[ X ] No. (Nope, you did already!)

[the-quiet-painter-blog]

Is it too late to drop Moira off? for the heart thing

Drop me a character name and I’ll reveal my muse’s heart…: Accepting

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VISUAL ATTRACTIVENESS: 💗💗💗💗(purely aesthetic appreciation of looks)

FRIENDSHIP LEVEL: 💗(how close a friend they consider them)

SEXUAL DESIRE: 💗(wanting to have sex with them)

ROMANTIC INTENT: 💗(hoping for a romantic relationship)

“I ain’t usually one ta be rude, but she ain’t the nicest, yelled at me, and talked ta me like I was a little kid.”

[thatparasite-archive]

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     The false Irishman glanced up from the plans that littered his desk. Brisk steps and the scrape of the rusted door alerted him to another arriving. “Well, I’ll take another look over your suggestions, boys. Rest up. Ye’ll be needing it tomorrow.” The other men, in varying degrees of splicing use, shuffled out of the room. As they passed, they eyed the redhead with curiosity. 

     Once they’d left and he felt secure in the brief silence, Atlas offered up a smile. When he asked Lonnie to look for someone who’d fit the part of his wife, he hadn’t expected such a prime choice. “I take it you’ve accepted me offer, then?” he asked as he tossed his paperwork into the desk drawer. “Quite a while t’ travel for a ‘no’.” He settled behind the desk and gestured to the seat in front of it for her.

[fun-in-funeral]

@sassinalass Continued from: Here

The red head laughed, head thrown back in obvious joy. “Alesea, that’s why ya make such a good friend. Though, t’ be honest? I still think ya’d be better off learnin’ how t’ shoot.”

A war was on the way. On the doorstep really. Lurking just around the next corner. And when it struck it would be as devastating to Rapture as the second world war had been to the surface from which they’d all fled. Moira was certain of that much.

“I don’t think ya ought’a be gettin’ close enough t’ a splicer t’ pull his shirt. Love th’ style though. Remind me t’ try it next time a man gets handsy.

“Well yeah I suppose it’s not the smartest thing to try on someone who can do the whole fire or lightning thing that they all seem to be sporting.” Alesea said with a shrug, honestly she knew trouble was coming, hell almost everyone knew, it was hard to miss the signs.

“It is very effective though in a situation such as you describe, and it has the added benefit of making him look like an idiot.” She ran a hand through her hair with a sigh; she really wasn’t a fan of guns. She was a doctor, well she had a piece of paper that said she was a doctor, and she was supposed to help people. Sure she got in the odd fight, but she hadn’t killed anyone, a gun was just so serious, still Moira had a point.

“I guess I’ll pick up a pistol and give it some practice, since you sound so concerned and all.”

[the-quiet-painter-blog]

@sassinalass Continued from: Here

Moira very slowly closed the paper she was reading. Dick Hurtz needed a hobby and Rapture needed a better breed of reporter. She laid it down carefully on the table. Deep breaths in and out of her nose. Roisin was asking to get punched.

Moira wasn’t certain she was older than the other woman, but she certainly felt it. Particularly now. She didn’t know if Ro knew Irish, but if not it wouldn’t matter much. Her tone of voice alone would convey plenty.

//Unimaginative? No. Facts are for people who don’t want to get killed one day. They are for adults. And if you dismiss facts than you are nothing but a child and you have no right to be masquerading as a person whose opinions should be taken seriously.//

The red head snatched up the paper again even though she had no desire at all to read the drivel.

Roisin hadn’t meant to upset the other woman, she might not have the best filter from her mind to her brain but she didn’t think what she said was that bad. She flinched back a bit as the other woman scolded her, in Irish, which at another time might be nice to hear, but not when getting scolded like an impudent child.

Part of her wanted to snap back, the other part, the part that constantly wanted to please wanted to quickly apologize. It also didn’t help that being yelled at in her native language made her feel like a child again. So she settled for a snide comment in her native tongue, letting the other woman know that she understood perfectly.

//Sometimes facts ain’t all that’s important. And half the stuff in that paper ain’t facts anyway.//

She knew facts were important, but honestly sometimes she just preferred imagination, sometimes it was nice to take a break from depressing, that didn’t make her a child.