#sassquisition

[aur-eliaa]

Poor Josie. Look what she has to deal with. 

Cullen and Leliana are so snarky. I live for it. 

[cheekywithcullen]

sassquisition replied to your post: anonymous asked:Could I adore you...

You cut it in half, pull out the pit (I hit it with the knife blade and twist but you can use a spoon) and then scoop out the goodness.

thanks bae can i scoop out ur goodness too

[becausedragonage]

littlestglen reblogged your photo and added:

this is very, very dear, friend!

sassquisition replied to your photo“For Fluffy Friday. I know it’s for fan fiction but…I wrote some words,...”

That's so cute I'm gonna die

Whoo hoo! I succeeded! :D

[wickedwitchshaming]

Repost this. Do not reblog. Tag ten people you want to get to know better

Tagged by sassquisition

Name: Kalyn Nickname: My roommate calls me Calendar. Some other friends call me Kai Birthday: March 30th Gender: What's the "I don't really give a fuck just use she/her or they/them pronouns bruh" label Sexual Orientation: Pansexual Height: 5'5'' ish give or take Favourite colour: Purple! Time and date at current moment: 12/23/14 9:55pm Average hours of sleep: between 6 and 8. 10+ on the days I don't work. I can operate on 0-4 pretty easily though Last thing I googled: "Disney Bongos menu." My disney app isn't working and I wanted to check out the menu before we got there. One place that makes me happy: Cross between snuggled up in my bed with my video games or sitting out on Main Street in the Magic Kingdom watching people. How many blankets I sleep under: 2-3 depending on how cold we make our apartment that night

I'm not tagging anyone specifically but please feel free to fill it out!!

[smol-warden]

Thanks to a couple wonderful people I have learned how to make Alistair fuck shit up with my Inquisitor. I was kinda hoping that King Alistair would be joining my Inquisitor, because how freaking awesome would that be? But I'll gladly take Warden Alistair! I love him regardless. Makes me wonder what happens if he's king with PC Warden. He probably shows up at Redcliffe alone instead of with *shudders* Anora. Looks like I'll be buying myself a month of xbox live.

[lyriumrain]

sassquisition started following you

I'M NEVER ACTUALLY ONLINE WHEN PEOPLE FOLLOW ME

so um

hello!!

[mrsalenko]

sassquisition replied to your post: “varric, mate, im sorry, but i hate your old flame. shes kind of an...”:

Oh my god when she threatened my inquisitor, I was just like. You are literally the reason for all of his problems rn get out of my face

'um thanks lady but i have only ever looked after varric and not snuck around behind his back and oh yeah i didnt leave him at the altar either thanks bye now'