#sasstronaut

[badlydrawnvicequadrant]

Badly Drawn Vice Quadrant???

In 2020?!?!??

[klarawhy]

I posted my pictures of Sherlock characters before, so for change here’s The Doctor! I personaly love nine so much and don’t get why some people skip him. Shame on them! Who is your favourite Doctor btw? Mine’s probably ten, but it’s hard decision. Hope you like the drawing!

[dumbassonmars]

As usual, I’m working with stuff that was deliberately designed not to burn. But no amount of careful design by NASA can get around a determined arsonist with a tank of pure oxygen.

Mark Watney, sasstronaut

[dumbassonmars]

NASA, however, is absolutely shitting itself. They see the water reclaimer as a critical survival element. There’s no backup, and they think I’ll die instantly without it. To them, equipment failure is terrifying. To me, it’s “Tuesday.”

Mark Watney, sasstronaut

[dumbassonmars]

I am smiling a great smile. The smile of a man who fucked with his car and DIDN’T BREAK IT.

Mark Watney, Sasstronaut

[dumbassonmars]

Oh my god. I’m really not on Mars anymore. I can tell because there’s no gravity and there are other humans around. I’m still adjusting. If this were a movie, everyone would have been in the airlock, and there would have been high fives all around.

Mark Watney, sasstronaut

[dumbassonmars]

The red planet’s crater-pocked surface stretched out seemingly forever, it’s thin atmosphere a slight blur along the edge. Only eighteen people in history has personally seen this view. “Fuck you,” he said to the planet below.

Mark Watney, sasstronaut

[dumbassonmars]

Last night, I ate my final meal pack. It’s the first good meal I’ve had in weeks. I’m leaving forty-one potatoes behind. That’s how close I came to starvation.

Mark Watney, sasstronaut