#sassy!kou

[therealkoumukami]

Admin, i have obtained Kous Kneecaps.

*sarcastically* Oh no, the horror! I can't feel my knees anymore! *rolls his eyes*

☾ Wait, but that's such a cute plushie of Kou! Where did you get it, for...research purposes?

[therealkoumukami]

King I’m officially unemployed! Can I get a hug to celebrate 😌😏✌🏻

Why would we celebrate you being jobless? Hasn't this been an on-going state?

[therealkoumukami]

Kou why do people keep coming for you're kneecaps??

Because 1.) they're weird humans and 2.) I'm an idol so it's only natural for people to want what they can't have.

[therealkoumukami]

I propose we all start a campaign to steal Kou's kneecaps. He can't stop all of us *shot*

What makes you think a vampire like me can’t see or smell you guys coming? Or that my brothers won’t hear me angry or otherwise upset and not come to check up on me? 

Humans really aren’t the brightest creatures on the planet.

[therealkoumukami]

How would Kou react to an S/O that is legally blind? (not quite fully blind, but absolutely can not see a single thing without her glasses, to the point where it's disabling). I've been nearly blind my entire life so I was wondering how he'd handle something like this, since he's one of my favorites ❤️

Oh, the possibilities~!

☾ ...Are you actually serious?

Oh come on, Admin-chan! I'm an extreme sadist! A blind S/O, whether completely or otherwise, presents an opportunity for me to take advantage of her however I like!

However, since she's also my girlfriend, I'd help her out too. I'd buy her the best-quality glasses in the cutest designs and maybe I wouldn’t bother her too much if she happens to lose her glasses. 

Although I would be a bit annoyed if she lost the glasses that I gave her. They’re expensive. 

[therealkoumukami]

“Hey Kou I lost my job, we should celebrate!” I love it 😭

She's definitely weird enough to find that as a reason to celebrate. I mean, as long as she's Ruki-kun's prey, she technically doesn't need to work at all. Such a freeloader.

[therealkoumukami]

Kou, are you disrespecting my wife?

Why do you care? It’s not like I’m going to stop just because you dislike what I’m doing, even if you’re Eve. Come to think of it, it’s rather pointless to have other partners when you’re supposed to find your Adam among us instead~!

[therealkoumukami]

∆I think it's the best lifetime movie I've ever seen! Its great!∆

☾ Me too! I wonder if we’re gonna get a sequel~

If that M Neko-chan keeps it up, we might have a whole franchise...