(CW: nsfw mention, general yume stuff)
*quan millz voice* It's me again
Like every year I come bearing a ring and a marriage certificate, but as well I've thought to plan my day after my favorite wife. I am not a blue girlie, but adding it to my outfit and reading some classics to honor him sounds enjoyable. I will listen to character songs on repeat and cradle my plushie like the finest jewels, and when the night is ripe I will roleplay jaw dropping smut in his name
Happy birthday to my wife, I am coming for you 💕💕💕
"And yet here I am with my restraining order and yet another response that I do not accept your marriage proposal. While I admire your persistence, it is futile."
"Perhaps I should just feed into your desire for me. As much as it would be fun, I would indeed hate to lead you on when I would only simply play with you for amusement. Like baiting a cat with a treat only to take it away."
Reiji slips off his glasses, and unbuttons one button along his undershirt. "I believe I should only bait you for my amusement. Take a good look, as this is as far as you will get. Good day."













