#sassy spinster

[thespinsterdiaries]

I just almost got fired because WSG came over and told me to take my headphone out and so I put the other one in and turned my music up full volume and turned away. He went in to complain and my boss told him to stop harassing me or she would call the police. Then told me to stop being so sarcastic even though people do deserve it.

[theneutralface]

Dating Advice

Just be yourself. Because odds are, you’ll end up by yourself.

(-_-)

[tally-ho-a-sassing-we-will-go]

Subconsciously a spinster

I keep a shawl across my the back of my chair at work.

I keep buying black work clothes.

I'm in love with a man wayyy out of my reach who in turn has challenged real men and my standards of them. Damn you Tom Hiddleston.

Cats distract me. (I blame you, Internet)

I watch my shows and no one can disrupt me when I do. 

I read alllll the time. 

The problem is... I'M ONLY 24! >.(\