A Cornucopia of Dystopia
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Not today Justin
Show & Tell
Three Goblin Art

Discoholic 🪩
YOU ARE THE REASON
Monterey Bay Aquarium
One Nice Bug Per Day
I'd rather be in outer space 🛸

blake kathryn

@theartofmadeline
art blog(derogatory)

祝日 / Permanent Vacation
ojovivo
Jules of Nature

Product Placement

Origami Around
taylor price

roma★
wallacepolsom

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@theneutralface
A Cornucopia of Dystopia
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Dating Advice
Just be yourself. Because odds are, you’ll end up by yourself.
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I've officially dated more losers than Elaine. Can I go to prison now? (-_-)
Tongue Tied
I always think of the wittiest remarks after the party’s over and I'm having my teeth cleaned by an overzealous dentist.
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Readers on a Train
For the second time, I sat next to a stranger on the train who was reading the same book as me.
Almost as thrilling as a murder swap.
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Me for the next 4 years.
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If Dickens had a favorite indecent oath, it would have been the oh-so-versatile D-word.
Best of all: he slipped the word Dickens onto book covers.
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I do not fear life as a cat lady.
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Warning
Excuse me while I drop dead.
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Misnomer
Secret’s out: I can’t fill the bra with my name on it.
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High Anxiety
Looking forward to an afternoon therapy session followed by a screening of Vertigo.
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I didn't fully relate to Austen's heroine until I saw her rendered in felt. (-_-)
Fraud, I Say
The mango ices at my local pizzeria taste suspiciously like peach.
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You Can Never Go Home Again
I'm gone a few months and the whole damn place falls apart.
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Duane Reade: A Pantomime
Cashier: Can I get your number?
Me:
Cashier: For our rewards program.
Me:
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Adulting
My To Do List consists of two items:
Schedule physical
Schedule vacation
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Celebrating Children's Book Week with some creepy kid lit.
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