#sassyducklings

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How do you describe the best feeling of your life? Walking around in the rain with your best friends Getting kicked out of a furniture store for going in to sit down for a bit (the store was empty, mind you, and all the employees were just sitting around as well) Eating the best pizza ever with the best people ever Laying on the couch cuddling with your soulmate warming up from the rain

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Well then

Whelp it looks like I've been tagged by alexousthebrave nickname: Net, mostly. Also Kita and Pooh Bear star sign: Pisces gender: Fluid!! Usually I'm andro though height: 5′5,1/2" time and date: 6/3/2015 23:05 average amount of sleep: oh gosh like 3-5 lucky number: 4, 16 and 23 last thing i googled: fine motor developmental stages in a two year old how many blankets do i sleep with: like 17 (nah bruh just like 5) favorite fictional characters: GAH I have too many I relate most to Luna Lovegood and Neville Longbottom right now though favorite books: HP, PJ, HoO, Narnia, LotR, anything by Shakespeare (those are plays though, not books), anything by Shel Silverstein (poems, not really books) favorite musician: currently Pentatonix last movie i saw in the cinema: I honestly don't remember it would have been so long ago maybe Toy Story 3? dream holiday: somewhere nature-y or a big, historical city in Italy like Rome or Venice or something Dream Job: Artist + child psychologist Woot woot tagging people sassyducklings adrawnangel phantombishop imthemysterygirl craptains maryberrymiau afadingdaydream iistherealslimshady

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Hello, Sorry my humour blog has been kind of political lately, and filled with non-humour related stuff. A while ago I created my new blog extraschool Please check it out if you get the chance. Similar give as my main blog but with less humour and a wider range of stuff. Thank you!

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If you know of a social issue, powerful pieces of literature anything please help

hey, Im in speech and forensics, Im in farrago (its presenting stuff from different published sources like poems, speeches, essays anything published online or literary) so if anyone has any ideas on themes and moods please send them to me my coach told me that judges prefer sad and moving themes so please inbox me!!

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i always boop my little nephews nose and say "boop" and he says nose kinda like moose. When ever he gets frustrated at me he says "don't make me boop yoUR NOOSE"

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Socrates:*sees something*

Socrates: WHY?????

Socrates:*sees another something*

Socrates: WHY?????

Socrates:*sees a thing*

Socrates: WHY?????

The public: stfu socRATES!!!

Socrates: WHY?????

The public: *puts socrates on trial and gets the death sentence or exiled if he doesnt stfu*

Socrates: *says the apology to plato*

Plato: *writes it down*

Plato: *gives it to the public*

The Apology: fuCK YOU

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Fergie under trial

Lawyer: There are charges against you for being easy and sleazy...

Fergie: I ain't easy, I ain't sleazy.

I got reasons why I tease 'em.

Boys just come and go like seasons.

Lawyer: ...being promiscuous...

Fergie: But I ain't promiscuous.

And if you were suspicious,

All that shit is fictitious

Lawyer:... taking a little mama's man...

Fergie: I ain't trying to round up drama, little mama

I don't wanna take your man.

Lawyer:... and finally coming off just a little bit conceited and keep on repeating how the boys wanna eat it.

Fergie: But I'm tryin' to tell, that I can't be treated like clientele

Lawyer: What do you claim your alibi is?

Fergie: I be up in the gym just working on my fitness

He's my witness

Witness: woOOWEEE

Lawyer: Is this witness mentally sane?

Fergie: Fergalicious definition make them boys go loco