#sassymommajohn

[ghostboy101]

hey!!!!

1. First impression: dang i like rping w/ this kid theyre so sweet2. Truth is: u are so sweet n cool pls bench press me3. How old do you look: u look so young 154. Have you ever made me laugh: yus5. Have you ever made me mad: nahhh6. Best feature: ur glazed cinnamon roll goodness7. Have I ever had a crush on you: noo im so gay8. You’re my: amazing wonderful bff9. Name in my phone: if i had ur number u’d probably b MJ w/ some goat emoji10. Should you post this too? IRRELEVANT (u already did)

[ghostboy101]

noya be like: *holds you* and asahi be like: *is hold*

P MUCH. YEA.

[kaaramel]

Excuse you missy. Should you be on the interwebs during school hours?

yes

[kaaramel]

ur a cute

NEGATIVE, I AM A MEAT POPSICLE

[squidplatoon]

sassymommajohn replied to your post:i stared into the void and the void called me a...

That was not the void. That was me yelling at you from my room.

despair

[ghostboy101]

I thought of another bread pun: Let me touch your gluten-us maximus.

Let me be your loaferboy

[ghostboy101]

You're inbreadible. Totally irre-yeast-able. You're the apple of my rye and you make me wheat in the kneads. Man, I'm on a roll with these bread puns. Maybe. Really they're just awful. Anyway, keep your bread in the clouds.

<3 <3 <3

The way to my heart is bread puns.

[kaaramel]

spookymommajohn said: When I was in English II, we had a poetry unit and half my poems were secretly about Hetalia.

truly incredible