#sasuke no

[blockoframen]

Sasuke: Don't worry, you've got everything you need to defeat them

Naruto: The power of our friendship?

Sasuke: No, a knife

Sasuke: Stab them

[twiggycheesecake]

Who needs a girlfriend when you have a bro who tell you stupid jokes and makes you laugh, tell you beautiful things like: I'll never leave you alone bro, I need you by my side, I admire your determination, you're so coolest and handsome uwu, I'll be your home, and yet he is your big protector when everyone wants to hurt you and he is REALLY ANGRY (rare thing) when someone says this: Sasuke is mine. Just that.

[nonbinarysasukes]

If at first you don’t succeed, stab it.

Uchiha Sasuke, at some point

[theuchihaoftheshadows]

Sasuke not understanding the concept of privacy and barging in on his beloved Aniki getting dicked (or in on some kinky BDSM scene) by Kakashi and or Shisui.

[blockoframen]

Naruto: Are you mad?

Sasuke: No.

Naruto: So sharpening knifes at 2am is just a hobby?

[blockoframen]

Naruto: Hey Sasuke, Truth or Dare?

Sasuke: Truth

Naruto: How many hours have you slept this week?

Sasuke: Dare

Sakura: Go to sleep

Sasuke: I don't like this game

[blockoframen]

Naruto: *Tears up*

Sasuke: We are not in that stage of our friendship yet. Please do not cry in front of me.