#sasuke-on-main

[bitchynaruto]

i hate facebook naruto fans so much theyre SO determined that itachi isnt a bootlicker and the uchiha are bad and evil and corrupt by nature and its like BRO WHAT can you PLEASE engage your brain critically for a second and think about the wider implications of saying a group of people deserved to be culled bc the state said they were inherently evil

NOT JUST FACEBOOK THO, ITS ON INSTA, REDDIT, AND YOUTUBE..... they all believe the tobirama racist propaganda against the uchiha like sheep LMAO

[bitchynaruto]

do u think sasuke listened to ninja marina and the diamonds when he was in Sound

i have a marina and the diamonds song on my sasuke playlist so i gotta say.... YES

[bitchynaruto]

tobirama: one day i saw 4 violent men beating a boy just because he was an uchiha. i couldnt stand it and went to help. the kid didnt stand a chance against the 5 of us.

NOT THE FIVE OF US 😭 😭 😭 

[bitchynaruto]

re that minato-deidara anon: imagine if during the gaara retrival arc deidara completely abandons the whole extracting the ichibi thing and is like "hey youre minatos kid!" and shippuden is derailed into a custody battle. naruto tries to explain that hes legally been an adult since he was 6. everyone collectively loses their minds, except for kakashi who doesnt know what the deal is

IMAAGINE!!!!!!! tpein and konan being like ‘well thats understandable why hed leave but also wtf we’re gonna kill naruto he knows that’ 

[bitchynaruto]

also i know that minato deserves to be bullied for like making a 12 year old a black ops solider after his dad committed suicide his other friend used him to commit suicide and his only other friend died for him but consider that he was taught by jiraiya "if you keep being depressed youll bum people out" the toad sage so like stan generational trauma i guess?

HONESTLY YA...... lbr minato really never had a chance under jiraiya to be a fully functional empathetic person with some emotionally maturity :/

[bitchynaruto]

we also never got to see iruka with his hair down... kishimoto please give his edges a break for five minutes we see what you did to shikamaru

LMAOOOO i just know iruka would be stunning with his hair down..... beautiful curly/wavy hair... king

[bitchynaruto]

just found out sakumo/orochimaru exists... when i say crackships i emphasise the CRACK

THATS SICK......

[bitchynaruto]

are we sure naruto broke the infinite tsukiyomi? bc boruto looks exactly like hinatas 13 year old fantasy

imagine if they all wake up and its like SIKE