#satire syscourse

[the-fox-collective]

Um, littles actually can consent because ours chose the colour of our carpet, meaning they can make choices for themselves

[the-fox-collective]

You create systems by buying a carpet. Every time a carpet is bought, a system forms. Every time someone fits a room with carpet, a system is made.

stop pretending otherwise, it literally says in the The Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Carpets