So I just went to a movie theatre to watch a movie and I’m extremely satisfied with my experience.
Not because of the movie
No.
…But because these young teenagers threw popcorn at me
I feel like I’ve just passed a stepstone of life, a rite of passage by having popcorn thrown at me in a movie theatre
Everyone should have popcorn throw at them in a movie theatre at least once in your life.
It’s very satisfying









