#satomobiles

[jerrytheduck]

lol so like historically speaking the cars in the legend of korra would likely not have had seatbelts

but this is a kids show which means that they're gonna animate seatbelts onto the characters pretty much every time

(the funny part tho is that they also won't show any of the characters putting on the seatbelts, they just kind of happen)(like in this scene they all jump into the car without actually opening the doors, and then immediately it cuts to them driving, seatbelts on and fully fastened.)

also public service announcement wear your seatbelts kids you are not immune to inertia

[bendingmuses]

@satomobiles liked for an Iroh starter

"Why hello Asami. I hear things have been going well for you. Though, I hope you've been able to put war machines on the back burner. War might technically be what keeps my employed, but I don't revel in it."

[astrid-goes-for-a-spin]

There are so, so many things that make my brain itch about Legend of Korra but perhaps the one above all that I cannot forgive is literally calling the jeeps “jeeps”

[superliz6]

Can Kaz drive?

He sure can! 

He owns a red Satomobile. He drove the first one manufactured in the Fire Nation. He ceremonially drove it off the line when the plant opened in Fire Fountain in 151 ASC (AG?) after successfully lobbying to open the first Satomobile Plant in the Fire Nation in Fire Fountain City. 

[culturalmavens]

satomobiles said: YOU TWAT

YOU LOVE ME DON'T DENY IT

alisonhendrixrps said: WHY AM I JUST NOW FINDING OUT THAT WE’RE THE SAME MBTI TYPE??????

OMG ALEXIS SO LATE TO THE GAME

SURPRISEEEEE!

[culturalmavens]

COLLEGE [text] i was wondering if you wanted to study for the chem final with me?? food provided :) / [text] do you think charlie has been acting weird lately? can you keep an eye on him for me? / [text] THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR THOSE DELICIOUS BROWNIES where did you even learn to bake? / [text] my roommate thinks youre cute are you interested?? she's super smarttttt / [text] what's wrong? you were acting weird / [text] is my underwear in your room or / [text] sexiled. can i sleep in your room?

[text] i was wondering if you wanted to study for the chem final with me?? food provided :)

[text] sure, I’d be happy to

[text] two minds are better than one with this stuff, anyway

[text] are there specific classes you really want the notes for?

[text] do you think charlie has been acting weird lately? can you keep an eye on him for me?

[text] I can try…

[text] what do you mean by weird?

[text] THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR THOSE DELICIOUS BROWNIES where did you even learn to bake?

[text] just at home. no exciting story, I’m afraid

[text] my roommate thinks youre cute are you interested?? she’s super smarttttt

[text] you’re really an enthusiastic matchmaker

[text] I should at least meet her. I feel bad not knowing her haha

[text] what’s wrong? you were acting weird

[text] I have a lot of tests and stuff. don’t worry about me

[text] is my underwear in your room or

[text] isn’t this something you’re supposed to ask charlie to find for you? I can go look, but I’m not going through his stuff

[text] is it green?

[text] sexiled. can i sleep in your room?

[text] sexiled again???

[text] yeah sure. I’m just up studying, so the door’s unlocked

[culturalmavens]

HS [text] aimee is pissed. ahaha what'd you do / [text] i got some beers and no one's home so you should come over / [text] i hope you fail your fucking test / [text] get out of my house / [text] yeah well it doesn't matter anymore, we broke up / [text] youre gay fuck off / [text] aahahaha i heard you told her. lol / [text] i say that if the risk includes your death then you should do it / [text] im pissed that we're in the same math class / [text] heard about your bloody accident today lol

[text] aimee is pissed. ahaha what’d you do

[text] why does it matter to u?

[text] go mind ur own fucking business

[text] i got some beers and no one’s home so you should come over

[text] on my way

[text] did u actually locate a bottle opener this time or do i need to grab one?

[text] i hope you fail your fucking test

[text] i hope you fail ur fucking life. oh wait… u already have

[text] get out of my house

[text] stop texting me from inside the same building u loser

[text] yeah well it doesn’t matter anymore, we broke up

[text] yeah so u moved on and ur better for it and u don’t care blah blah blah blah

[text] are u coming to get a drink w/me or not?

[text] youre gay fuck off

[text] i’d say ur gayer but that’d be a lie

[text] aahahaha i heard you told her. lol

[text] u won’t be laughing out loud when i rip off ur favorite body part

[text] i say that if the risk includes your death then you should do it

[text] sounds more fun than spending time with u

[text] im pissed that we’re in the same math class

[text] it’s bc ur stupid

[text] get with the program idiot

[text] heard about your bloody accident today lol

[text] u want me to help u have one too?

[text] but srsly the school nurse just told me now i can give the gift of life so it’s beautiful or some shit like that

[text] wtf does she know she’s like 80

[culturalmavens]

MODERN [text] im really sorry about trying to kiss you last night. will you please talk to me? / [text] hey i think i found you a potential boyfriend! he's into all of the same stuff youre into! his name is kevin!! / [text] okay but like my boobs arent big enough for the damn dress / [text] cosmo said so / [text] will you be my date to homecoming? / [text] i don't know how to tell you this but jack has a girlfriend now. im sorry tess :( but it wouldve been weird anyway [text] are you serious?

[text] im really sorry about trying to kiss you last night. will you please talk to me?

[text] no

[text] i shouldn’t have gone over in the first place

[text] maybe ur dick of an ex bf will comfort you this time

[text] hey i think i found you a potential boyfriend! he’s into all of the same stuff youre into! his name is kevin!!

[text] so ur saying u want to date a male version of me???

[text] kevin is a nice enough name, i guess. but is he potential as in a likely boyfriend or just someone u like?

[text] wait am i going to be recruited for one of those schemes again? pls say no

[text] okay but like my boobs arent big enough for the damn dress

[text] well don’t worry ur boobs are bigger than mine so it should work

[text] i’m sure you look great

[text] cosmo said so

[text] cosmo also said to put a guy’s dick through a donut, and i may not know much about that stuff, but it sounds really stupid

[text] will you be my date to homecoming?

[text] do people take friend-dates to homecoming?

[text] either way the answer is yes

[text] i don’t know how to tell you this but jack has a girlfriend now. im sorry tess :( but it wouldve been weird anyway

[text] u don’t need to apologize, it’s okay. i’ll get over it

[text] and yeah that would’ve been really really weird, as u said

[text] are you serious?

[text] no i figured i’d come up with an awesome birthday gift for u and have it all just be a lie

[text] DUH i’m serious

[text] now are u in or are u out?