#saturn problems

[astroyakuza]

One moment...

Astrology: Saturn in 5th House messes w/ your sexual life in all possible ways.

My interested in astrology ass: I have Saturn in 5th house. wait... what? does that mean that... I'm asexual because of Saturn?? Oh my god that explains literally EVERYTHING

If you have conjunction, opposition, or quad w/ Mars or Uranus - problems with orgasm

If you have conjunction, opposition, or quad w/ Sun, Moon, Venus or Neptune - physically or phycologicaly can't have sex

Thicc are mine. It really explains everything and reconfirm that I'm ace person. Astro-Aced it

UPD: And don't even try to change my mind w/ "it's not science". I'm dom Taurus. You will meet with 20m titan wall of stubbornness and confidence.

You are just probably have Capricorn and Virgo placements.

[siderealtaurus]

Having an intercepted Saturn when I'm a Capricorn sun is literally the worst feeling ever because I feel like I can never get anything done and when I do get stuff done it just doesn't feel right and I hate the results to the point where I hate myself and wallow in self-pity for 15 months at a time

[necropet-moved-blog]

Lowkey just want a Cyrus to love me or at least pat my head and tell me good job :')

[salty-astrology-blog]

All I want is to be successful and recognized - is that too much to ask?

Capricorn