Saudi Arabia 2023
-Watched qualifying and Max got out in Q2 due to a mechanical issue and Charles has an engine penalty. So, this will be fun.
-“That is a bold strategic decision by Ferrari to put Charles Leclerc on softs” Words to fear fr
-Ohmygodddd Fernando leadinghhhh!!
-Lance Stroll Ohmygodddddd
-Oh no! Fernando incorrect starting position:((
-OP: “I’ve got damage”
-Holy shit all of that happened so fast
-Charles making up 3 places, Max- 2
-5s penalty for Fernando (It’s reminding me of Saudi 2025 :/)
-He’s leading the first lap for the first time since 2012
-Lando and Oscar both have to come in to change front wing for some reason
-“Here comes Perez!” Back in P1!
-“He knows that Max Verstappen will turn up later in this Grand Prix somewhere” The confidence they have is crazy
-Max got past both Haas in the last lap and nobody thought to show me
-Niceee move from Charles!
-“I suspect now that Leclerc has been released Lewis Hamilton might have a bigger problem”
-To FA: “Plan A. Definitely Plan A”
-FA: “Yep. I’m trying mate. I’m trying”
-LH: “The grip sucks on this tire”
-Yeah Charles basically just walked past
-Lap 10 and Max goes past Car 10 to get behind Lewis and Charles
-“Next up for Max Verstappen, his old nemesis”
-Saudi 2021 was a trip
-“Does Max Verstappen change his driving style a little bit when driving against Hamilton?” It wouldn’t be too far fetched if he does
-Max made that pass so quick
-“Verstappen marches on” Charles next
-Nope Charles was like you’re not catching me, I’m catching others
-Carlos boxing before Charles?
-Oh it was a dummy call for Lanceee
-Noww Max is behind both the Ferraris
-Okay Carlos actually boxing now
-Nice, that overcut on Lance worked
-“Leclerc pointless at this point in the season” Why can’t we say ‘is without points’? I promise saying two extra words won’t hurt
-Oh Charles overcut Lance too interestingly
-Max p4 now
-Oh no Lance!
-To LS: “Lance, stop the car. Stop the car. Stop on track!”
-Aii that’s unfortunate
-Safety car
-Looks like there was a fire
-Almost everyone pitting
-Red Bull double stack!
-Unfortunate for Ferrari, pitting right before the SC came out
-Logan p8! (He hasn’t pit)
-“The man to watch on the restart is Lewis Hamilton” I would think it would be Max right behind George
-To CL: “Try to push for Safety Car Line 1, Hamilton just pitted”
CL: “Xavi! You need to tell me that before!”
-“Lewis Hamilton is the absolute outlier in the top 10- he’s the only one on medium tires”
-“There’s Hamilton! Better traction! Better launch! Fifth place!” Lewis behind Max now
-FA: “Tires feel very good. I like them very much” I never expected such a happy Fernando this season. I like it
-“He just breezes down the inside” “WHAT”
-I miss Rocky
-“Only one man has won from fifteenth on the grid in formula one history and it is the man in front of Max Verstappen at the moment”
-And now he’s behind him
-“Alonso has nothing to fight with”
-InterMerc battle incoming
-The way Yuki and Pierre, even in different teams, (even to this day sometimes) still end up next to each other
-AA: “Ohmygod brake failure”
-Logan overtake!!!!!! (They finally showed me one)
-Why didn’t Alex go into the pits? He was right next to the entry when he was slowing down
-GR: “Alonso has a five second penalty here. Let’s fight later and manage the tires now”
-To GR: “Alonso has served the penalty”
-GR: “Ah ****”
-Come on another Logan overtake
-“Some say the streets have no name, but in formula one terms, the streets may have one name- and that name is Sergio Perez”
-Car No.2, why did you leave me?
-Ohmygod bleachAlex???
-CL: “Staying like this is ****. I don’t know what to do”
-Both Merc and Ferrari second (in position right now) drivers suffering
-Why is Valterri pitting?
-If he steals Max’ fast point, there goes his championship lead
-MV: “The driveshaft is quite off”
-To MV: It’s just the B-ball offset that’s left Max” ??
-“That didn’t look too much like staying on track for the leader…or the second place, hello?”
-MV: “It makes like a weird noise in high speed”
-MV: “Mate there’s something wrong”
-Come on, just 10 more laps
-“I think it’s intentional, they know they can go past three times before getting a penalty, so both drivers gaming the system there” Oooh fun
-SP: “Having a bit of a long brake pedal”
-Why are both Red Bulls deciding to act up now???
-“Fernando Alonso on the verge of a century of podiums”
-“One day Logan Sargeant would like to be near a hundred podiums” Whyyy would you say that to me???
-That Gained/Lost graphic showing
Per-0
Ver-13
is crazy
-Yuki holding Kevin back for ages now
-“Lando Norris and Oscar Piastri!” Them fighting for p16 and p17 and two years later fighting for p1 and 2 and a championship- what a turnaround
-MV: “What’s the fastest lap?”
-To MV: “We’re not concerned about that right now Max”
-MV: “Yeah but I am”
-Valid, valid
-Aaah Kevinnn
-To GR: “So it could be a possible 5s penalty for Alonso at the end of the race” ??? Why??
-GR: “Is he getting a penalty or not? I’m pushing like a madman at the moment”
-To GR: “Just keep pushing like a madman”
-“Oh ho ho! He’s going for it! He’s going for it” Never heard anyone be that excited for someone potentially going for the fastest lap
-“A 1:31:906! The fastest lap of the race!” He’s got it!!
-“Fernando Alonso has now sealed his one hundredth podium!” Let’s go!!
-SP: “Well done guys. It’s been an awesome first two races!”
-Ooh pretty fireworks
-“Max has gone into the pit lane there and not to the grid” Lol did he forget?
-🎶Ohh Fernando Alonso🎶
