#sava game

[kimmurielscryingmirror]

Just Sava again

Human: Uh, how did you get that huge bandage? Me: I've played Sava 2 nights before. Human: Is it some kind of art of combat or so? Me: Uhh...yeah, kind of.

human = non drow-freak ppl

[kimmurielscryingmirror]

Yesterday we accomplished our first Sava gaming night and we finished with:

2 broken table

6 missing figure

1 dice on the neighbor's rooftop

personal injuries: mild bruises, a scratch on Morfein's arm, a lump on Rune's head and a mid-large green bruise on my leg

I assume we did it right.

[kimmurielscryingmirror]

Sava night quotes

bc of why not /translated to common from our recorded sava gaming night some weeks ago/

"You are so stupid a tadpole wouldn't gorge a little from your brain"

Mist: You are a sore loser, Mizzrym. Morfein: Yeah, just like your brother. Rune: Wait, I don't have a brother Mist: Exactly.

"Ok, I'm saying it slow for you to understand: swallowing the dice is also c-h-e-a-t-i-n-g"

Rune: I would win too if my mom would have bang with an illithid" Mist: Take it back or I'll hit you with this pan

"Yeah, so sad when your mom banged a goblin and you inherited the brain from the wrong side"

Morfein: I said no weapons in the room! Rune: So why the Oblodran is still in there?

"So obvious you are the thirdboy"

Morfein: Zin-Carla! Mist: You cannot cast a Zin-Carla, you don't have enough points Morfein *picks a dictionary*: May I read you the definition of cheating?

"Illithids do not fuck, goddammit!!!!!"

Morfein: *screaming* Rune: *throws a dice into his mouth* Mist: U kiddin me Rune: Lol it was so easy, take a try Morfein: whhfhuck

"I wasn't this fucked since I tried to pet a skunk"

Morfein: You cheater, you betrayer, you....! Mist: Just say "drow", it's easier.

Rune: You are the proof that one can live without heart. Mist: And you are the proof one can live without brain.

Rune: *smirks* Mist: Think it again and I'll burn you into ashes. Rune: See? That's I was speaking about! Morfein to Mist: I give you my next roll if you say what he was thinking of.

Morfein: IBLITH! Rune: You are the iblith! Mist *rolled the 3rd since they started to yell*: Hate to interrupt guys, but you both lost.

"You cannot call me abbil while you fuck my matron"

Mist: Stop calling me haszak! Rune: I didn't say anything! Mist: You thought it! Rune: Yes, that's the point!

Morfein *rolls a cast*: Ok so I use necromancy and resurrect myself Mist: You cannot! You are dead! You couldn't even roll because you are dead! Morfein: I'm a poltergeist Mist: No, you are a cheater! Morfein *rolls again*: Abracadabra

Morfein: I cannot believe you betrayed me! Rune: I don't get it Morfein: We were allies! Rune: ...yes?

Morfein: How you can roll Lolth's favor you heretic shit?! Mist: It looks she likes irony Mist: Now die

Mist *rolls demand*: I demand Rune to shut the fuck up. Whenever you say anything you'll give me your roll. Rune: Uhh dis sucks Mist: One Rune: fuuck

Note: in our version you can roll casts, demands or forbids if you are on a specific pane, the strongness of them depends on how many you've rolled and on Lolth's favor which you also have to roll for.

[kimmurielscryingmirror]

The guy who watched our last Sava Night left fully terrified and confused a few days ago. We all said RIP. And today he asked when are we doing this next time and insisted to join again.

We made a huge mistake when underestimated this human.

[kimmurielscryingmirror]

Sava night brainrot again

So today we invited a non-drow freak friend to watch the game, bc. he was interested. After the first half an hour he found it funny but then started worrying and in the end of the almost 3 hours session he was totally terrified. I think we lost this one buddy. O_o

He also made a video about the whole shit so if you interested, I can translate some of the most meaningful insults we said because thinking back we are visibly developing in this skill too. I hear better and better metaphors as threat with the passage of time.

[kimmurielscryingmirror]

The guys want another Sava Gaming Night.

I would ask you to pray but I'm a heretic, so....

See you at the ER.

[kimmurielscryingmirror]

Sava shit again

I counted last night how many time the verb 'to cheat' comes along per hour in a standard sava night.

It's 238. Per hour.

Noteworthy.

[kimmurielscryingmirror]

Sava shit ######

Just watched the recording of the last Sava session and yes, I will publicate quotes from it in Common.

My fav parts are the comments from the guest guy like "is it common to do that?" "oh, so cheating is ok while it's a secret" "but you were allies, no? why did you kill his matron?" "omg did you hurt?" "do I wanna know what's the creature it's dick are you speaking?" "what that 'iblith' means?"

Like when a virgin has the first look at Menzoberranzan. Amazing.