Sava night quotes
bc of why not /translated to common from our recorded sava gaming night some weeks ago/
"You are so stupid a tadpole wouldn't gorge a little from your brain"
Mist: You are a sore loser, Mizzrym. Morfein: Yeah, just like your brother. Rune: Wait, I don't have a brother Mist: Exactly.
"Ok, I'm saying it slow for you to understand: swallowing the dice is also c-h-e-a-t-i-n-g"
Rune: I would win too if my mom would have bang with an illithid" Mist: Take it back or I'll hit you with this pan
"Yeah, so sad when your mom banged a goblin and you inherited the brain from the wrong side"
Morfein: I said no weapons in the room! Rune: So why the Oblodran is still in there?
"So obvious you are the thirdboy"
Morfein: Zin-Carla! Mist: You cannot cast a Zin-Carla, you don't have enough points Morfein *picks a dictionary*: May I read you the definition of cheating?
"Illithids do not fuck, goddammit!!!!!"
Morfein: *screaming* Rune: *throws a dice into his mouth* Mist: U kiddin me Rune: Lol it was so easy, take a try Morfein: whhfhuck
"I wasn't this fucked since I tried to pet a skunk"
Morfein: You cheater, you betrayer, you....! Mist: Just say "drow", it's easier.
Rune: You are the proof that one can live without heart. Mist: And you are the proof one can live without brain.
Rune: *smirks* Mist: Think it again and I'll burn you into ashes. Rune: See? That's I was speaking about! Morfein to Mist: I give you my next roll if you say what he was thinking of.
Morfein: IBLITH! Rune: You are the iblith! Mist *rolled the 3rd since they started to yell*: Hate to interrupt guys, but you both lost.
"You cannot call me abbil while you fuck my matron"
Mist: Stop calling me haszak! Rune: I didn't say anything! Mist: You thought it! Rune: Yes, that's the point!
Morfein *rolls a cast*: Ok so I use necromancy and resurrect myself Mist: You cannot! You are dead! You couldn't even roll because you are dead! Morfein: I'm a poltergeist Mist: No, you are a cheater! Morfein *rolls again*: Abracadabra
Morfein: I cannot believe you betrayed me! Rune: I don't get it Morfein: We were allies! Rune: ...yes?
Morfein: How you can roll Lolth's favor you heretic shit?! Mist: It looks she likes irony Mist: Now die
Mist *rolls demand*: I demand Rune to shut the fuck up. Whenever you say anything you'll give me your roll. Rune: Uhh dis sucks Mist: One Rune: fuuck
Note: in our version you can roll casts, demands or forbids if you are on a specific pane, the strongness of them depends on how many you've rolled and on Lolth's favor which you also have to roll for.