#savage?

[randomtranshiker]

According to fucking Buzzfeed.. refusing a kiss is.. Savage?????? What the fuck @buzzfeed how is refusing a kiss you’re uncomfortable with Savage?

[untilthebattlespickedme]

Normally, when I want to remember something someone said, it’s cause I found it in a song, on a show, or on pinterest.

But my mom just told my dad to turn around, look at the couch, and went “see that? that’s your bed tonight”

Ik she’s (half-)joking, but that was lowkey savage and kinda hilarious

[nerdeas]

Savage?

[flower-felines-blog]

I was a 6 year old...

So, one time i was at kindergarten, and me and my friend Nilah were just talking and walking... And we came across a gate. And she was all like “You should walk out and come back” And i was pretty fearless back then, so i did it. But when i came back, i told her, “how about we leave, the gates open!” She was like “No, i don’t want get in trouble...” So instead, i went. And the savage i am, just freakin’ walks out.. I felt so cool. Then i followed the path to the other gate, AnD GuEsS WhAt? The fudgin’ school was RiGhT NeXt to a firefighter station. Tf. So i was just walkin of the freaking street, while cars where just passing me. Then a police car pulled up. I was like, “Shet”. Long storyshort, i was in trouble. The End. (this is a real story)

[askthesheeheessquad-blog]

9:30 and I still haven’t done my homework. savageeeeeee actually im gonna do it right now... still savage tho

[roelyconfused]

I need to rant ‘bout my sister, sorry

She fucking hats me I try hard to get along with her know I am not the perfect sister but I try and I am far from perfect, I have my bad days but when I do I get more emotional and mental attacks then she ever has from me, yes she has never let go a reputation but I aint the sister who hit my mother I aint the sister who stole, from my mother ands a shop and she talks shit about my friends, she fucking ran away lied to police saying I abuse her and it was forgotten I a few months I date a guy in secret and my mother didn't trust me for TWO years I say something wrong and the shit is outta the bag. for fucks sake if I don't ask her how her day was instantly the second I get home I AM A BITCHY TERRIBLE HUMAN BEING. that don't make sense. I love her but at the moment she’s an immature little bitch who needs to stop sucking dick and focus on school and get her period already.

[humannerd12]

One time...

My mom and my niece had made a ton of cookies, which NEVER last long at their house. My mom and I wound up eating all of the cookies except one, but we didn’t know because there was a cloth covering it.

The next day my niece wanted to have a cookie, but I told her that there weren’t any left... Needless to say, she was not the happiest. After about half an hour or so, I discover that there was another cookie, so without thinking I picked it up and ate half of it. My niece saw the cookie in my hand and said that she wanted the cookie!

I just looked at her, swallowed, and said. “You want this?”

She said “YEAH!!”

Then after a second of seriously considering giving her the half of the cookie to her I stuffed it into my mouth.

My sister saw, laughed, and yelled. “SAVAAAGGEE!!!”