Trash

23 and filled with existential crisis. Queer. She/They.

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[going2hell4everythingbutbeingbi]

my corner store guy is a 50 year old man who's my best friend in the world and recently he was like "you're too pretty to be single I have some nephews you should meet. very handsome!" and I was like "a niece might be more up my alley" and he just got more excited and said "ah even better! I was overselling my nephews but my nieces are very beautiful"

[caustic-pixie]

OP the tags!!

[gingerhastoomanyobsessions]

reblog to send three ghosts after elon musk

[gingerhastoomanyobsessions]

Oh, no. Three ghosts per reblog! As of posting this reply, we’re at (checks notes) 75 ghosts and counting

[gingerhastoomanyobsessions]

well. um. lot more than 75, now

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[saros-system]

This post currently stands at 91,064 reblogs, including ours. That's 273,192 ghosts total. Which probably isn't enough. Let's keep this game going.

[stupidpetface]

[adollop]

now THIS is the spirit of Halloween

[teaboot]

As someone who grew up with "I'm not going to praise you for doing what's expected of you; that's not being good, that's doing the bare minimum" I want to encourage you to celebrate every little thing you can. Everything that takes energy and effort should be appreciated and you're allowed to be happy about trying.

[roelyconfused]

When I was kicked out of my abusive home and started university I had to tackle and contend with the reality of calm. My mind has been trained for chaos and I’ve only just started to create patterns of peace and genuine joy for myself.

One of the things that started this for me was buying a cake at the end of each semester. As soon as I handed in my last paper, finished my last exam. Boom I bought a cake, any cake. Just a cake for myself to celebrate getting through the semester for handing in everything on time, for doing my best even if it wasn’t the quality I wanted I DID put all the energy I had into that coursework, those lectures, the practicals.

I make sure to do this before I get exam results so that I can celebrate myself without the pressure of perfectionism hanging over me because that’s not what life is about. I show myself acts of kindness because I’m the one living in this body with my brain. I deserve to love myself regardless of my grades and know that I did my best and that’s enough.

[make--it--gayer]

[veztemporana-deactivated2019061]

bonus:

[scumbagsblog]

I’ve never seen this with the update and it makes it so much funnier

[atompalace-official]

….well, she’s got the spirit!

[dankmemeuniversity]

[justsomerandomgaynerd]

[thedankmemes]

[roelyconfused]

I hope this what all the irl people around me feel when I info dump about ecology or behaviour or forensics or whatever is related to my degree or special interest…

[pankhearst]

the muppets, 1x01: “Pig Girls Don’t Cry.”

[graphitetroll]

Why did they make me watch Fozzy Bear experience a micro aggression

[brunhiddensmusings]

his dating life was a lot of upward struggle

[chalkandwater]

A small Japanese puffer fish is the creator of one of the most spectacular animal-made structures. To impress the female puffer fish, the male labors 24 hours a day for a week to create a pattern in the sand. If the female finds his work satisfactory, she allows him to fertilize her eggs. She then lays them in the middle of the circle, leaving the male to guard the eggs alone.

Life Story (2014)

[flowery-bastard]

can we talk about how it's really fucking ableist that working standing up for an entire shift is seen as like,, a mark of respectability or even employability in almost every fucking entry level job and a good amount of non-entry level jobs too?

sorry my fucking nervous system doesn't work properly,, idk what to tell u, i can't control whether my veins contract or my lungs breathe or my heart beats or my stomach digests in a functional way. can you??

similarly,, nobody can just, will away their arthritis or osteoporosis or muscular atrophy or paralysis or scoliosis or amputation or any other disability that makes standing damaging or difficult or impossible.

idk im frustrated. why is it a mark of "laziness" or "unprofessionalism" to simply,, sit down while doing a job that can be done sitting down. makes zero sense. completely arbitrary. just pure sadism. if someone knows the history of this practice leave it in comments or reblog cuz i sure would like to be able to wrap my head around it!

frankly, even if someone isn't disabled, i... reckon it isn't very healthy for one's bones and muscles and spine to be standing around without much movement all day.

(sorry if any of this is poorly worded, i stood up in hopes of getting some exercise and shopping done and wrote this while resting bc i got dizzy and groggy from the effects of standing up haha...)

[ruinedchildhood]

[spaghettioverdose-deactivated20]

Reblog to save a duck

[sheepgirlbulge]

it makes me so happy that they list other things you can feed ducks. my go-to is seed but I might start giving my local friends some of these other things

[viking-raider]

For our duck friends and their ponds!

[roelyconfused]

As a zoologist I have personal beef with the people who manage parks but DON’T put these kind of signs up to prevent uneducated members of the public making this mistake.

[marissasketch]

Had to paint Moo Deng!! I love her so much

[therandomninjakitty]

Listen here kiddo

[werewolfviking]

[fueled-by-nightcore]

[pokemonheritageposts]

Pokemon Heritage Post

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Boss is asleep, cannot stop me from frogposting

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First like and this has already found its intended audience

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uh oh

[itsmyturnonthegender]

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