milah, hook & rumple
hey, i’m back with more rants cause that’s all i’m good for in this unemployed life and i’ll pretend that writing these adds to my life accomplishments
ok so as yall know i don’t like rumple ( i just don’t, ok? do i like season 7 rumple? yes but that’s bc it’s almost a whole different rumple without hook to terrorize )
but what i hated MOST of all was, you guessed it, the fact that he threw milah into the river of souls completely destroying her soul !
i’m still so fucking pissed at that and i don’t think i’ll ever actually get over it
yes milah wasn’t exactly the best role model, she was definitely not a great mother bc yeah ok your husband basically sold your future child but did you have to leave your current child who you basically forced rumple to kill someone to save the life of ? so yeah, milah? not the best role model but did she actually deserve to have her soul destroyed without even a chance at seeing bae again?
it was just so fucking wrong in every sense and i’m sorry but if rumple has the magic to throw her, he would have the magic to remove her memories, right? but no soul destroying ig bc we needed a new reason to hate rumple
and it would have been so satisfying to see milah and hook reunite! bc yes hook was not the ultimate reason she agreed to this but it was definitely the catalyst !
cause just imagine! it would all happen right there bc according to the last underworld episode, that entrance also allows people to cross over so killian and milah would see each other, they would hug so hard and he would have definitely limped over to her and it would have been so emotional bc this was the woman he spent the last 200 years trying to avenge and this was the man she basically died for (basically, not for sure but you know, basically) and this was the man she loved enough to run away with.
and then he’d do the thing where he touches her cheek and there would be that look in his eyes of like “i can’t believe this is real” and they would mutter some things, he’d specially tell her that he met bae and she’d tell him that she wanted to go to him and she’d compliment emma for her strength and he’d tell her that he found love again and she would have been happy for it bc she loved him and wants him to be happy and i can definitely see her thanking emma bc i’m sure milah never wanted killian to sacrifice so much just for her bc it wasn’t worth it but she would be glad that he found someone who loved him so much
and i’m still fucking salty about this whole thing if this whole rant wasn’t enough clue and tbh i think that would have helped a bit with rumple and hook’s relationship bc now the person who started their whole feud was in a happier place and i think that killian would defo kiss milah before she went, like a chaste kiss on the lips bc that was the love of her life and emma would be there when he eventually grew too weak to keep standing on his own and she’d tell him that they would go home, that their family was waiting and it’d be perfect and then the whole “stay of execution” thing would have been better bc yeah now our main beef is the whole darkness theft thing
and yeah i have a lot of thoughts about this
i do not ship hook and milah btw, obviously but yeah, this should have happened
it wasn’t the best rant but here you go















