#savecalvin

[calvings]

i just fuckin ate a raw egg 😭😭😭😭😭 like straight up i just ate that shit 😭😭😭 i feel sick 😭😭😭😭

if you wanna save me donate me 5 bucks or #savecalvin

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I love "Jane's A Car" as much as the next person (I GOT MY FOOT ON THE GAS!), but we really overlook the fact that it is not, in fact, Starkid's first fuck ballad about a car. And that thanks to Apocalyptour, poor Dylan's had to sing both.

#JusticeforFancyMachine

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My final thought on this Little White Lie rewatch is that I may be biased but if LWL had been a mainstream show on a major network, with all of the resources and budget to go along with it, Lauren's portrayal of Tanya would have gone down in time as one of the most iconic, great teen characters of our generation.

[man-down-in-hatchet-town]

Little White Lie this, Hot Girls that, Jim Povolo should have won Arborland High's 2007 Battle of the Bands.

Xe was ROBBED, I tell you!

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Screw Little White Lie season two, I wanna know about what drama went down with Honkytonk to cause Eric Kahn Gale's character to get kicked out of the band and replaced between Battle of the Bands sign-ups and the actual event.

I just feel like that's where the real story's at, you know?

[man-down-in-hatchet-town]

I know we all talk about how Sami's a terrible person, and as entertaining and dynamic as Lauren is we all know that Tanya can be thoroughly awful (love her development in the later part of the season though!), but Toby also low-key sucks? Like he shit-talks all the other kids and calls them idiots and losers when all they did was try to be supportive of a classmate transitioning. And then, without being asked by Sami or any other member of the band, he starts learning this love song for Sami before even talking to Tanya about his decision to switch bands or what's going on. Like, moving on is fine, whatever, I wouldn't want to date Tanya either, but the way he treats her towards the end of their relationship, without actually breaking up with her, is still shitty.

Duder would never and that's why he and Tanya are endgame change my mind

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PLAN TO SAVE CALVIN:

Step 1: Find Cure for Coma Step 2: Celebrate!! :)

[man-down-in-hatchet-town]

Toby and Sami

The thing about Toby's and Sami's relationship is that there's basically nothing real behind it. Sami has a crush on Toby because he's cute and talented and nice, sure. That's all fine. But Toby seems drawn to Sami primarily because of her music and the fact that she comes across as less fake and manipulative than Tanya, when in actuality she's lying to and manipulating everyone around her just as much as (if not more than) Tanya is, and the goddamn songs aren't even hers.

Really, if you think about it, Toby should try dating Kevin.