#savedmyass

[djjrburrows]

#SavedMyAss A small, compact little powerhouse! The JBL EON One Compact… as an Event DJ, this little number can be used for Ceremonies (Wedding, Religious…), Cocktail & Social Events, even small parties! • Bluetooth, multiple hookups, battery powered… This speaker has it all! No! I wasn’t paid to advertise for them (it’d be nice). I’m just a satisfied customer, happy with their purchase • • • #DJ #WeddingDJ #Event #Events #EventDJ #JBL #EON #ONE #JBLEON #JBLPRO @jbl_pro (at JBL) https://www.instagram.com/p/CVPEC_hLjOq/?utm_medium=tumblr

[chemistor]

#travellog : It was One of those days when you were grateful to the universe for not letting your best friend fall of the cliff because an extra step outside the shed was pure death. One of those days when you were afraid of random strangers sleeping next to you while the only other option was to get frozen or get killed by hailstones. One of those days when the atheist in me had started praying to every god. 🙊 #nagaland #dzuko #raw #savedmyass #alive https://www.instagram.com/p/BujI34_gilS/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=19pgcc57mjptq

[iloveghostchipsbro]

OH MY GOD

This girl in my science class didn't tell our entire group that she remade the entire story board for our project so we wouldn't fail

[tokyoboys]

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OMG I'm saved! Now only did they tow me almost 2 miles, they also pushed me into a parking spot!! I'm not going to work tomorrow! Srsly! #mysavior #lumberjack #finallymadeit #ididntdie #homesweethome #theyridingaroundforfun #theygotthis #savedmyass #toyotatundra #jackedup #truck

[the-vintage-jane-chronicles-blog]

I just got all curled up and comfortable in bed when I realized I hadn't left my door open. So, I just lay there and shouted "ALOHOMORA" a few dozen times until my Grandpa came and opened the door to see if I was alright. I would like to thank J.K. Rowling for this success of not having to get out of bed. 

[yendyg17-blog]

I was fuck up and I mean fucked up the other day and this guy saved my ass!🍹🍸🍹🍻🍺!! Helped me out the door, down a few flights of stairs (had to hold on to the back of my shirt so I would fall the fuck down), fed me mcdicks and sobered me up a bit....I'm not proud that I got completely fucked on a Monday(before 5btw) but seriously best brother ever!!!!!! #bigbrother #drunk #whitegirlwasted #gone #guardianangel #savedmyass

[dinovape]

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