#savemestarter

[phoebetbh]

Again?! Seriously, you people need to stop. That's it. I'm turning vegan and only eating tofu so you stop eating my food.

[jfckeely]

I'm not in the mood to deal with any of you but because we live in the same house together, I have to.. If you piss me off today, I'm going to murder you. End of story. 

[hsmandy-blog]

Am I the only one who walks around here and smells pizza when there's none?

[plsmarco]

Is it over? Are they gone?

[winterwut]

So um... mom this is everyone... everyone this is my mom. I figured I should maybe like... introduce you I guess before you leave. 

Hi

[jfckeely]

Dane Cook is funny as fuck in his comedy shows and he's the cutest little thing in movies like I would date him so hard. He's playing a fucking psychopath in this movie and I still think he does it in the most adorable way. I may have a problem.

[jfckeely]

I really need someone to cuddle me right now. Like, right now. I just want breakfast and cartoons and cuddles... Please. 

[jfckeely]

If I have to eat one more meal with my parents, I'm going to kill someone. They do not seem to understand that I need a break from them every once in awhile. All I want is pizza. I don't want to eat anymore dishes with more than two words in the title.