oleander time;

“Oleander time, she said. Lovers who kill each other now will blame it on the wind.”

[lmaorory-blog]

CASSIE LOOK WHO I FOUND

[plsmarco]

I uh... what? Hi Cass. 

[plsmarco]

Is it over? Are they gone?

[peightonhill]

I think that it becomes apparent of your TV obsession when you start quoting stupid commercials all the time. I mean, not that I’ve found myself doing that or anythin’.

[plsmarco]

What's wrong with having a tv obsession?

[turntrpt-deactivated20141022]

[plsmarco]

Marco → contemplating life after watching Inception

↳ Taken by Rory

[jfckeely]

Too bad you’re stuck with me because no one else wants to room with me! Should have thought about that before you agreed in the first place, baby cakes. 

[plsmarco]

This is very unfair. 

[jfckeely]

Oh sorry, are you feeling bitter? Is there a problem?

[plsmarco]

I hate you, I want a new roommate. You suck. 

[halsymusic]

[jfckeely]

Oh awwww honey.. Hoooney. Hon-ee…. 

[plsmarco]

Stop. You stop that right now. 

[plsmarco]

jfckeely:

Sugar if you can’t take the heat, stay out of the kitchen.. 

I’m not even in a kitchen! 

[jfckeely]

And because I knew you were the only one in the house who’s got no game so it’s not like I’d have to deal with you having girls in your bed a lot or anything.

[plsmarco]

Hurtful. 

[plsmarco]

@queenk: yeah you do trust me @mtobin you do

@mtobin: nnoooo i dont @queenk

[jfckeely]

Why did we ever agree to room together? I will never remember and I will never understand.

[plsmarco]

I don't know, probably because if you roomed with Winter or Phoebe you guys would be fighting all the time, and I'm the only one who'd take you. 

[jfckeely]

Wow you just totally harshed my whole attitude. Why you gotta be so fucking rude Marco? What the fuck. 

[plsmarco]

See, seeeee mean. You're mean. 

[plsmarco]

@queenk: that's not what you say when you talk in your sleep @mtobin

@mtobin: i dont talk in my sleep @queenk

[jfckeely]

Fuck you I am not bossy! I wouldn’t be bossy. We could sit on the floor and you could OH MY GOD I would let you do my make up you could do my make up MARCO WE HAVE BEEN ROOMING TOGETHER FOR LIKE FOUR WEEKS AND THIS HASN’T HAPPENED YET WHY NOT. 

[plsmarco]

Woah.. you're yelling now. Why are you yelling? I will do your makeup if you want, but it won't be very good.

[plsmarco]

@queenk: get a fucking lip piercing or i'll do it in your sleep @mtobin

@mtobin: im getting a new roommate i dont like you anymore @queenk

[plsmarco]

@queenk: what the fuck marco you're the one who brought this up why do it marco i hate you @mtobin

@mtobin: why? don't hate me @queenk