Again?! Seriously, you people need to stop. That’s it. I’m turning vegan and only eating tofu so you stop eating my food.
Just share! Don't be so selfish, I thought you loved me.
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@winterwut
Again?! Seriously, you people need to stop. That’s it. I’m turning vegan and only eating tofu so you stop eating my food.
Just share! Don't be so selfish, I thought you loved me.
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Oh, hello ma’am. Good to see you again.
Hello Phoebe, you've certainly grown. The last time I saw you, you were just a chubby little thing.
Mom... no.
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So um... mom this is everyone... everyone this is my mom. I figured I should maybe like... introduce you I guess before you leave.
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@winterwut: SAVE ME! I don't wanna work
@queenk: oooo i would kill for a good massage right now can i nap with you??? @winterwut
@winterwut: come with me! we can take selfies and shoulder naps while we're waiting
@winterwut: if you need me i will be off somewhere getting a massage and then taking a nap kay? kay.
Of course we can, that would be wonderful. No no no, I can’t let you pay. I’ll take care of the check and we can go anywhere you’d like to go. You pick the place. There’s nothing wrong with K-Mart but a lovely young lady like you shouldn’t be working there.
Aww you don't have to, you always pay, I can pay this time and you can pick the place. Okay if you say so, but I feel like working at K Mart could totally be fun.
Esa es una muy buena manera de mirarlo. Muy maduro de tu Winter. Ah mi adolescencia, que ver que era una época muy diferente y en España, cuando usted va de fiesta, que el partido duro.
Oh dios aquí vamos.
Oh wow, eres de España? Eso debe haber sido tan divertido. Yo y mi mejor amiga fuimos a Barcelona para vacaciones y era tan hermosa. Sólo puedo imaginar haber crecido en un lugar como ese.
Should I be scared.
No stupid, unlike some people here I am a fantastic friend a-
Jesus fucking Christ Winter could you talk any slower? This isn't a reality tv show you don't have to do that pauses for dramatic effect.
Rice Cake! I have something for you.
Oh no es nada querida. Me alegra oír eso, yo estaba un poco nervioso tener que venga aquí por sí misma, sino que todo parece como un grupo muy bien educados. No como yo a tu edad damas.
Mamá, Winter realmente no quiere escuchar sus historias de terror de adolescentes, si eso es lo que planeas hablando.
Ah, así que es sólo a nosotros aquí, así que todos tenemos que cuidarnos el uno al otro, pero estoy seguro de que usted no estaba tan mal.