#savethebush

[magnesiumshinesbrightly]

Ya know people underestimate the security of a full bush (fem), if my trows are down and the cheeks are out the valley is still covered. Full coverage, got a warranty on that bish. And if one of those phone hackers tries to take a quick pic when I’m reading fics in the bath all they’re gonna get is bush and leg. Which makes for poor blackmail and a great amount of anonymity. Like how do i know thats mine? Could be anyone’s bush who knows…

[seymour-pajina]

It's already the right shape and everything 💀