Magnesium

Avid doom scroller, lover of obscure takes, obsessed fanfic reader. Welcome to the autism corner. Level 23. 18+ please and thank you or I will curse your bloodline.

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Imma need the tumblr community to pull up cause I have a new fic trope addiction and ive only been able to find 1 on my own with this specific trope but i know they’re out there, anyone know of any good isekai/manwha fics where reader gets transported to a manwha as the evil wife and has to fix the damage their character has been doing and repair the main relationship? I just read one where the main m/lead was sukuna but any characters are accepted as long as the trope stays intact. Thanks! :))

[tanoraqui]

“I asked chatgpt” well I journeyed to Rivendell to seek council of Elrond Half-Elven, wise among men and wizards alike, and he invited me to a meeting with representatives of all the free peoples of Middle Earth. It turns out that my trouble is but part of the trouble of all the world, the origins of which lie in earlier, grander ages—but none of us stand alone!

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I asked Gandalf and he told me that humans are fickle things but are ever changing and a new age will always follow the darkness so take up arms and anchor yourself in your desired path, you never know when it will branch off and lead to an even greater adventure.

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Not usually one to post about this but Ai is completely out of hand right now, I cant escape it in my everyday life. Ive had to switch browser’s because you cant simply opt out of other browsers ai review even though its consistently wrong, its in every single ad on every platform, even my own father uses it every single day despite what I’ve told him about its negatives (this mf literally tried to justify using it to write a poem to the family groupchat about some nonsense that he couldve just wrote by himself), before I dropped out of college I had to take a stats class that had MANDATORY AI ASSIGNMENTS which I refused to do out of protest and proceeded to fail the class cause it was 50% of the work we were doing (worth it). People use it to find answers of things and get mad when you tell them their info is incorrect when there’s thousands of peer-reviewed papers and articles they could skim for the info, and people are literally getting dumber because they arent using their critical thinking skills to find the answer they’re looking for. I feel like Im watching a war that the other side doesnt realize they are in because to them its just easier to be oblivious. Not to mention the environmental aspects and how the rich are using it to nullify the working class and their contributions to the workforce. Ive never wanted to watch something blow up so bad before but I want to scrape ai from everything and set it on fire. I dont hate those who use it, because I cant hate the mentally challenged. And if you dont agree with this post go cry about it to your ai chatbots until they eventually tell you to delete yourself from existance.

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Im so tired of the plague of non-challantness, if I quadruble text you after you just replied I want at least half of the excitement and energy returned or I’m kicking you off a metaphorical cliff and then running over you with my non-metaphorical car. Cant be nonchallent if you have internal injuries

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Kinky Superhero headcanon:

I’m just thinking about a superhero who’s been brought out of retirement by a recent villain and is in some warehouse tied to a chair.

“As if you and your little posse could ever escape my grasp-”

*Superhero already out of their binds*

“HOW DID YOU DO THAT SO EASILY?!?”

“Oh please my spouse ties better knots than this on our shibari nights”

“SHIBARI NIGHTS?!-“ *gets knocked out*

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Other people’s thoughts at 2am: “Man I forgot about that thing due for school/work” “I wonder if there is a god?”

My thoughts at 2am: “Is Tamaki Suoh a targaryen???”

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So they remade most of the disney princess movies, fine. They tried to remake ATLA twice, fine. They remade Percy Jackson as a tv show, honestly I love it. They’re remaking Harry Potter, I doubt it’ll be good but okay. IF THEY TOUCH THE PRINCESS BRIDE I AM COMMITING MURDER ON STUDIO EXECUTIVES!

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Instrusive thoughts suck, to fight this I’ve changed my usual response of doing finger guns and imaging that I was shooting the thought and instead I’ve been doing the star wars line and saying “these are not the droids you’re looking for” which makes me laugh and redirects the thoughts hope this helps someone with a similar problem

[winged-void]

The problem is I always want to dm my mutuals some shit like "I consider you an ally to my cause"

[frigidvalkyrie]

Reblog to tell your mutuals "I consider you an ally to my cause"

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Ya know people underestimate the security of a full bush (fem), if my trows are down and the cheeks are out the valley is still covered. Full coverage, got a warranty on that bish. And if one of those phone hackers tries to take a quick pic when I’m reading fics in the bath all they’re gonna get is bush and leg. Which makes for poor blackmail and a great amount of anonymity. Like how do i know thats mine? Could be anyone’s bush who knows…

[thememedaddy]

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Alternative: “GO SEARCH FOR A CLIT YA BLIND CUNT” or smth idk

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If I ever just like someone’s writing and dont comment please understand that either you successfully turned my brain into mush with the loveliness of your writing or I simply lacked the ability to properly describe the emotions you inflicted on me in the aftermath of reading what you wrote. Or its because you wrote a short blurb and I’m simply scrolling and it doesnt immediately register that everyone deserves proper feedback until I’m 15 scrolls away and accidentally refreshed the page.

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[misscrazyfangirl321]

Hey someone suggested I use ChatGPT to figure out adulting today, and as I was going through the mental list of places I'd rather look, I realized "beloved strangers on Tumblr dot net" was on that list.

So if you have an aspect of adulting that you're really good at-taxes, budgeting, cooking, insurance, credit, time management, house upkeep, anything-please feel free to reblog with any tips.

[notcruvusmemes]

Not me, but @bitchesgetriches has a lot of great resources for many of these topics on their website.

[bitchesgetriches]

That's us! Professional internet adults, specializing in financial stuff! We recommend starting with our Grand List of All Articles, or one of our Masterposts:

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[pothos-prince]

So I can find this later.

[homunculus-argument]

I fucking hate the french language. They'll call something shit like "the fatal allure of the dark shimmering mistress" and it's slang for when you stick your dick in a wine bottle and get stuck.

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The name of cotton candy in French directly translates to “Father’s Beard”, and fainting/passing out directly translates to “Falling into the apples”. The French language is an enigma to be sure.

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The AO3 curse is real and it extends to every fanfic author out there. I already believed it but now Im positive. Many years ago when I was just a fanfic newbie on wattpad I tried my hand at writing some stories, my life went increasingly downhill from there. And after a long period of depression, yesterday I remembered that those unfinished fics were still online so I deleted them mostly out of embarrassment. Then I suddenly had a great day where I was super productive and healthy after literal weeks of being a dumpster fire. The curse is real and its always watching.

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Me when one of my favorite fic writers posts another part of a disgustingly wonderful storyline that exceeds expectations: