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Anastasius: I told Claude to fight his demons and that's all I remember before I was knocked out.

Felix: Do you remember when everything's fine and everyone else is happy???

Claude: Nah, my memory can't go that far back in time.

Modern AU! WMMAP Prompt #7

Claude: You sure you can do this?

Athanasia: Of course, I got this.

Claude: Really? You haven't cleaned in months...

Athanasia: *hugs Claude* but I got you.

And that's how Claude was roped into helping teenage Athanasia clean her room every month.

Claude: If you hurt Athanasia, I'll rip you into pieces!

Lucas: If I hurt the Princess, I'll rip my own body into pieces myself!!

Athanasia, sipping tea from a distance: They finally get along so well ^^

Claude : I don't know what to say on funerals

Felix : Just say "Sorry for your loss" then move on

[later at a funeral]

Claude : I'm sorry for your loss, move on

Lucas: In 20 years, I guarantee you, I will be your second husband.

Athanasia: What happened to my first?

Lucas:

Athanasia:

Lucas: Nothing you can prove

Lucas: when I was born, the gods said “he’s too perfect for this world.”

Kiel: Oh please, when you were born, the devil said “finally, competition”.

Athanasia, barging in Anastasius’ room: I’m gonna need a human skull and I can’t have you asking any questions.

Anastasius: Only if you also don’t ask why.

Athanasia:

Anastasius: *pulls out seven pristine human skulls* choose one.

Athanasia:

Anastasius:

Athanasia, choosing one: This one is fine. Thanks uncle.

Jennette, about to enter the room: *sees the skulls* *high-pitched scream*

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