Cashier: "would you like to make your drink a large for only 37 cents more?
Me: -sweats nervously-
Cashier: "would you like to make your drink a large for only 37 cents more?
Me: Are you hitting on me?
Cashier: "would you like to make your drink a large for only 37 cents more?
Me: Would you like to make YOUR drink a large?!
Cashier: "would you like to make your drink a large for only 37 cents more?
Me: -Squawks like a pterodactyl and runs away-


















