imagine being fyodor’s and dazai’s prison guard🫠 like bringing them food or smth like that. the tension!! the banter😩
😌💪💀💀Ahh yes it would be classic family drama show. BUT LIKE
Fyodor: ASHJDF2443221DDSF
Dazai: DSFHSDJI2343
Y/N: What the fuc-
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Fyodor: pass me the salt *Dazai throws salt*
Dazai: Pass me the egg *Fyodor throws egg*
Y/N: What the fuc-
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Dazai: Y/NNNN AM BOREDDDD
Fyodor: So am I
Y/N: I am not
Dazai: SDJF 32 AJ23K
Fyodor: YOU LIL SHI-
Y/N: 😃
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Fyodor:😃👉🚪🙌✍️ 💅🐁 🐀
Dazai: 👉🙄👈 😡✌️ 🤞🕵️🐈
Y/N: How do you even talk in emojis?
Dazai and Fyodor: 🤷💁
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For all I know is that the talks wouldn't be pg.
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Dazai: Y/N you look great in those clothes
Fyodor: Agreed but you would look better in
Y/N: 🤨
Dazai and Fyodor: Prision clothes *dazai fingerguns*
Y/N: I dont get paid enough for this
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But if you find these mf attractive oh lord
imagination THAT IS YOUR CREATION🖐️😔💪💀
All i know is that all three of you need therapy🏃🚶👹