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[strayboys]

i dare you phoebe to post this draft when they finally debut. this shall be the first past note. but this one will be in all caps bc excitement hoe -phoebe of 1/21/18

DEBUT PAST NOTE:

HI IM PHOEBE AND I AM PURE STRAY KIDS TRASH IF THAT’S HOPEFULLY THEIR NAME STILL AND HAN JISUNG CAN KILL ME WITH AN ACORN I WOULDN’T MIND

SO PHOEBE NOW THAT THEY’RE FINALLY DEBUTING ARE YOU READY TO DIE? GOOD LUCK HOE- OH LOOK HOE IS IN YOUR NAME IT’S FATE

ANYWAY WHAT’S THE FANDOM NAME? DID YOU PREDICT IT? OR DID JYP CALL US HOBOS AND CALL IT A DAY?

FYI I HOPE YOU GOT TO SEE WHAT THEIR HOUSE LOOKS LIKE NOW THAT THEY BUILT EVERYTHING I’M AS EXCITED FOR THAT AS DEBUT LET’S BE HONEST

WELL PHOEBE GOOD LUCK BYE

OH AND DEBUT PREDICTION: MARCH 5TH? RANDOM DATE IDK

[strayboys]

past note: first hair dye

okay so i’m betting on a blond boy.

like BLOND FELIX?! I KNOW HE SAID HE LIKES HIS HAIR COLOR RN BUT OMG IMAGINE- OR BLOND MINHO

but then again someone could go red… BUT WHO IDK JEONGIN OR JISUNG MAYBE

-phoebe of 1/22/18

so i guess i gotta post this now… HEY LOOK I WAS KINDA RIGHT GO OLD ME

[strayboys]

milestones for stray kids (aka phoebe's past notes)

this is for me really but you reading this can do this too if you want...

so i'll create milestones that you have to make draft "past notes" of, so when sk reach that milestone you have to post it, no matter what you put haha.

tip for me & others i guess: be as wild as possible. and use current jokes that will probably be outdated by then! and include the date of when you wrote it?

the debut! (guess the date haha)

first surprising hair dye of someone's hair (make a prediction of who & what color)

when woojin's voice slays everyone and literally rips their souls out their bodies

stray kids' first anniversary

jeongin's first solo vlive

someone in stray kids gets pranked (guess who)

changbin gets pink hair

minho interacts with bts

add more after these are written

[strayboys]

okay guys i'm going to set myself milestones for stray kids and write note posts to future me & save them in my drafts

like each time they hit one i'll post whatever old me wrote and laugh

i'll make a masterlist of milestones later haha

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You! Get a phone, call the cops, National Guard, townies, anybody who kicks ass, and get 'em out here. Any questions?

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In which we are not alone...

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I'm changing specialties Dr. Grant. Have you ever heard of body modification?

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Spookshow: The bees they used were fucking real! And Virginia Madsen was, apparently, allergic! That's the selling point, right there, if you've never seen Candyman. Plus, the story's pretty cool, too.