#sbtips

[spoonfullasugaaa]

Hey guys so I think I’m gonna try to do like some semi-long blog posts about my experiences in the bowl since I’ve been gone from Tumblr. You guys already know about my whale daddy, so I’ll start with telling yall about the time he took me on this super amazing craaaazy luxurious vaca to the Caribbean. You guys can definitely appreciate the story or learn some things about my sb experience. I’ll definitely put up some story time pics and blur them out lmao. More deets to comeeee.

[sweetbrownsugar007]

Hey hoes,

Sorry for the flood .

But this week I'm meeting up with a very wealthy friend of mine and I'm trying come all the way through honey . I've been reading all these old post , all these tips , that has prepared me for this day 😭😭😹

So also, if you have any , elegant , over night , bad bitch SB posts floating around . Tag a real one .

Thank you boo

[sugarbowltips]

Message him first!

Seriously if you wait around for a guy to message you, you might as well delete your account he’s probably not even gonna see your account there are way more girls looking for guys than vice versa! I get it you’re nervous but if you’re gonna let nerves get the best of you you won’t get anything if you’re too shy you can’t be shy here 

the worst that can happen is he turns you down don’t let one old sack of balls fuck with your self-esteem cast your net far and wide even if he says he doesn’t date AA or short girls or tall girls etc. carry yourself with enough confidence so you feel like you’re the “exception” 

you fail once or get no reply or get turned down so fucking what!

[sugarbowltips]

Sugaring on Tinder

If you’re gonna sugar on tinder hang around high end expensive “elite” places you’re more likely to meet a guy who has money to spend and if he doesn't mind paying $700 a night for hotel room he’s probably willing to drop some on you

[sugarbowltips]

Support Small Businesses

Don’t sleep on Etsy y’all! honestly, I get makeup and even some clothes from there you can get pretty much anything from Etsy. you get good quality handmade products that aren’t even expensive and you’re supporting a small business like what’s not to love?

[sugarbowltips]

What do you usually do when freestyling?

depends where I am if I’m at a:

Bar- I order good size drink nothing big but not a shot something that I can sip (i like cosmos/kamikazes) while looking around (I’ll get into this next)

Hotel- I’ll go to a fancy expensive hotel sit in the lobby make a phone call pretend I got stood up (like I would at the bar) a guy comes over asks what’s wrong tell him that someone blew me off trade info etc.

Shopping- I use this one a lot I’ll usually go into an upscale store probably a men’s or unisex store checkout ties suits watches the whole shebang if all goes right a guy approaches me asks if I need help or if I’m shopping for someone I say yeah give him my business card (personal shopper) He knows I have a job and that my time is valuable and will probably want to hire me this is my favorite because I literally get paid to go shopping and do it all over again lol