#sburbian

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Wow bro i didnt know you all up and had an account how the fuck is this even motherfucking working right now bro

That's right TC I have an account and i...Enjoy it vehemently.

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Ruby: Grab some Cruxite

You extrude 1 (ONE) CRUXITE DOWEL from the CRUXTRUDER. You still have about THIRTEEN minutes left. You should probably hurry though anyway.

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You CAPTCHALOGUE the CRUXITE DOWEL, next to the CD and PUNCHED CARD. The KERNELSPRITE seems to be just floating there still.

Klefki: Do something useful

Ok.

Lemonsprite: Hit Nick mildly hard to snap him out of his paralysis. Or he'll probably die

You PUSH NICK off of the BALCONY and into the YARD below to save him from being hit by the OGRES attack. The KEYSPADE spins out of control in another direction.

Klefki: Use Uberhigh Defense stats to-

Klefki Fainted.

Jawbreaker Ogre gained 52 EXP.

Luna: suspect something is hunting you and pick up the pace

You KNOW that something is hunting you. You decided to pick up the pace quite some time ago, fighting something in a confined space isn't something you're prepared for. But the area around the RELAY STATION is relatively open.

Luna: Be brave and confront the robot with a strikingly familiar appearance

Oh god it's right behind you isn't it?

STORY ON SHORT HIATUS

Until I can find some time to draw panels/ Animate (And also think of some more plot points in the future)

Until it's back up, feel free to ask / Suggest random panel ideas (That don't necessarily have anything to do with the story) Eg. http://www.mspaintadventures.com/extras/ps000040.html

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Nick: Look up

Oh.

So that's why there aren't any IMPS around your house anymore. They must've been scared off by whatever the hell this thing is.

You just stare at it, Paralyzed with fear for a few moments.

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You also continue to fail to notice that CAPTCHA CARD on the sand down there behind you, that may have moved out of frame.

Ruby: Toss things into the Kernelsprite

You grab a bunch of random stuff and launch it at the KERNELSPRITE. The dastardly little bugger seems to be avoiding and dodging everything you throw at it though.

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You waste about a minute of your precious time messing around with the KERNELSPRITE, The timer slowly continues to count down.

Luna: Sneak through the jungle like some sort of guy who calls himself the Big Boss

Unfortunately you didn't bring any CRATES or BOXES with you that you can hide under or sneak around in, You continue to be cautious though and keep quiet. Whatever this thing your GRANDFATHER was talking about is, it's probably extremely dangerous.

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You can see the RELAY STATION through the trees in front of you, You still have a while to go, but you have a strange sense that something is watching you

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Nick: Make Klefki instead of anything remotely Useful

You combine your HOUSE KEY with your copy of POKEMON Y to make... A Kelfki Keychain?

At a cost of only 15 Candy Grist, you didn't really waste anything by making this, it looks pretty cool anyways.

It seems that this keychain has some kind of magical properties. It's currently hovering next to you, and has stolen your HOUSE KEY from your STRIFE DECK.

Nick: Make more Captcha Cards

You make a buttload of CAPTCHA CARDS in various different COLOURS, spending a total of FORTY (40) GRIST on them. These should be useful for making more items and storing more stuff in your SYLLADEX

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After exhausting most of your GRIST CACHE, you decide to stop ALCHEMIZING for the moment. You should probably get back to  what you're supposed to be doing. Unfortunately you can't get to that ring in the sky yet as RUBY is currently trying to get into the game herself. You decide to kill some more IMPS and level up a bit until she gets back.

Speaking of IMPS, you haven't seen any in a while. They must've ran off after hearing how awesome you are. Or maybe LEMONSPRITE scared all of them off.

You wonder why It's got darker all of a sudden.

Clem: Find something heavy

Before you can find something to open the CRUXTRUDER with, Ruby climbs onto it and hits the LID with her guitar.

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A RED KERNELSPRITE pops out of the CRUXTRUDER. Illuminating your room a little with a red glow

Luna: Advance

You head outside and into the FOREST. You'll need to keep a lookout for anything that moves, You don't want to lose your OTHER LEG here.

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Nick: Alchemize!

You head out to the BALCONY; where the ALCHEMITER IS after punching a bunch of CARDS, and carving a tonne of TOTEMS.

Lemonsprite seems to have been out here waiting for you.

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Holy crap that's a lot of GRIST down there. It seems that Lemonsprite's been eyebeaming IMPS all over the place whilst you've been messing around.

Lemonsprite: Collect Grist

You collect all of the GRIST lying around for NICK, Filling up his GRIST CACHE.

All of the remaining GRIST is collected by GRISTGUTTER and slowly distributed to all currently active players.

Nick: Combine Sledgehammer and Fallout Game

You make the "SUPER" SLEDGE

Apart from looking cool, This weapon only does a fraction more damage than the original SLEDGEHAMMER. It looks like it can launch things pretty far if you hit something with it though.

Nick: Combine Fallout Games, Glasses, and Iphone

You create the VAULT-TEC PiPHONE SHADES.

Now you can talk to your friends through PESTERCHUM and check your vitals at the same time. You might not be able to see whilst you're wearing these, but having a GEIGER COUNTER and BUILT-IN RADIO are upsides.

Nick: Combine Nintendo 2DS and Glasses

You create the 2DS GLASSES.

This one was fairly obvious after the previous thing you made. You can't see whilst wearing these either, But a wearable gaming system is pretty cool you think.

You decide to make a pair for LEMONSPRITE as well, In case  she wants to play later.

Nick: Combine Rose and Keyspade

You create the ROSEGUARD LOCKPICK at quite considerable GRIST LOSS.

You think this thing looks amazing! This Keyspade looks sharper and more threatening than the one you used to make it, It should probably be able to slay IMPS faster than the last one.

Nick: Combine Livingroom Landscape Wall Picture and Clothes

You create the HAWAIIAN GETUP.

You're not quite sure how you feel about this...

The shoes look better than the ones you have at the moment, But everything else is just an explosion of COLOR everywhere. You think you'll stick to your regular clothes for the moment, Maybe you'll wear this a little later, when you take a break and relax somewhere.

Nick: Combine HOUSEQUEST Game and Clothes

You create the ANDROMEDA ATTIRE.

You kind of like this you guess. It has quite a lot of purple on it though, and Moneybags McDouche has kind of ruined the color for you. You quite like the SHIRT though.

Nick: Combine First Aid Kit and Fallout Games

You create a MEDKIT, much like the FIRST AID BOXES from the games, It has a bunch of medical supplies inside of it in case you get hurt. You decide to put a bunch of stuff from the original FIRST AID KIT inside of it too, just so you don't run out.

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Nick: Captchalogue a bunch of stuff

You decide to grab a bunch of stuff from your CUPBOARD to use for alchemizing later, You put it in the GREY BOX that contained one of your presents from earlier in order to SAVE SPACE in your INVENTORY.

You captchalogue the ENTERTAINMENT PACKAGE in the STORAGE SECTION of your SYLLADEX.

Nick: Check Computer

You check the computer to see what this thing you just installed is.

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This program seems to be able to show how much GRIST you currently have, as well as GRIST of OTHER PLAYERS. You assume that the RED spirograph is for RUBY, and the Blue one is probably CLEMs.

You currently have: 113 units of BUILD GRIST, 46 pieces of SHALE, 82 bits of CANDY GRIST, and 5 blocks of BUBBLEGUM.

You decide to grab a bunch of stuff around your room before heading to the ALCHEMITER to make a bunch of stuff

Ruby: Empty Sylladex

You decide to eject everything out of your SYLLADEX onto your BED. Besides the KEY, you're not sure why you grabbed half of this stuff in the first place.

Ruby: Grab the CARD and CD

You captchalogue the GRISTTORRENT CD and the PRE-PUNCHED CARD. A THIRD of your available cards get taken up immediately.

Ruby: Examine punched card.

You can kind of see what the object is through the holes. Is it a KITTEN? or some kind of STATUE?

Luna: Make haste! Grandpappy awaits!

You decide to head out immediately before anything happens. But first you decide to grab something with a bit more firepower than what you have already.

You don't normally take this gun out, due to the fact you can't fire it properly without being knocked back. But it should be useful if things get too hot to handle with your HUNTING RIFLE.

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Nick: Grab then Install mysterious disc

You put away your IPHONE before CAPTCHALOGING the MYSTERIOUS CD. Your HOTKEY MODUS seems to be filling up rather quickly again, At least this time it's mainly stuff that actually has a use rather than RANDOM JUNK you found lying around your house.

Nick: Go get the first aid kit you keep in your house

You head into the BATHROOM and...

God dammit, You know that you were forgetting to do something. The BATHROOM and most likely, the KITCHEN are COMPLETELY FLOODED

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You go to the SINK and turn the TAP off. Unsuprisingly, the water stops flooding the BATHROOM and is instead DRAINED through that hole into the floor to the KITCHEN.

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You grab the FIRST AID KIT from behind the SHELF and CAPTCHALOGUE IT in your STORAGE SECTION. You figure that if you're going to be fighting more of these DRAGON IMPS, you might as well have some bandages on hand in case you get INJURED.

Nick: Return to room

You return to your BEDROOM. The first thing you notice is a CANDY STAINED copy of the SYLLADEX GUIDE, a BROKEN WINDOW, and a BOWLING BALL lodged in your BOOKCASE.

You really need to keep an eye on these things and make them stop MESSING WITH YOUR STUFF.

Nick: Find copy of FALLOUT and begin alchemizing immediately

you head over to your CLOSET, this is where you keep a bunch of your GAMES, MOVIES and CD's. A lot of them got packed into boxes as you had way too many to fit on the shelf though, and most of the others just got smashed to pieces by the BOWLING BALL. You decide to take a closer look

[S]Nick: Search Closet

Nick: Install mysterious disk

You install the MYSTERIOUS DISC onto your COMPUTER, a strange WINDOW has popped up on the screen.

Luna: Read the note

Slight malfunction with prototype L

Require immediate assistance at coms base

Please hurry

sincerely - Grandpa

It seems as though you'll have to delay playing this game, It's unlike your Grandfather to leave notes like this unless something extremely serious has occured. You'll need to get to the COMMUNICATION RELAY STATION before anything else happens.

Ruby: Enter the game already

YOU HAVEN'T EVEN OPENED THE CRUXTRUDER YET!

Just a few seconds ago, Clem deployed these two things on the ground next to you. Your ARRAY MODUS is full though, you'll need to get rid of some things before you can CAPTCHALOGUE anything else.

Taking an item before emptying your SYLLADEX will launch a item at random out of it to free up a card.

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Ruby: Get a move on already. Time is meteors

You rush over to your computer and turn it on. You hear some electronic whirring coming from inside of it as it slowly wakes back up.

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After about a minute or so, your COMPUTER finally loads your DESKTOP. Everything explodes out all over it like a firework before resting where it belongs. You notice a small number 2 next to your Pesterchum icon, it seems that your friends must've tried to contact you whilst you were away.

Ruby: Answer Chums

You decide to see who's been contacting you since your power's been out and possibly answer them depending on what's relevant to your current situation.

Ruby: Pester Clem

Nick: Slay Imps in a less Noobish manner

You do a rare DOUBLE SOMERSAULT SONIC KEYSMASH and KO two dragon candy imps simultaneously, Lemonsprite EYEBEAMS the other imp, atomizing it immediately.

The IMPS drop various amounts of BUILD GRIST, SHALE and CANDY, as well as several small swirly cubes.

In addition to all of the GRIST you've collected, you also gain some EXP. and your OVERFLOW VIVACITY GAUGE is increased by several bars.

Nick: Level up again!

For slaying enemies in both the HALLWAY and FRONT ROOM, you climb to the rung MOTLEY DASHER.

You gain a generous boost to your GRIST CACHE and GEL VISCOSITY, as well as pocketing another 215 BOONDOLLARS!

You also get a new feather for your roguish hat that seems to only appear whenever you level up for some reason.