What NOT To Do When Or If You Play Sburb
Here are some more tips, by popular dema- what? Pfft, popular demand? No, I'm just doing this because it's fun! :D So here is what NOT to do in Sburb! 1. Do NOT forget to prototype your kernelsprite before you enter the Medium! If you fail to do so, you will doom your session to be a Void one. 2. If you have a First Guardian, it should be obvious not to prototype it. This also goes for extremely strong things, like sharks, a Kung fu master, etc. Don't prototype these! There's no point to make your beginning imps as strong as your denizen, just to have a dinosaur sprite. 2a. This doesn't mean you should prototype anything too weak, either. What seems to be a disadvantage for the imps very well could end up being a disadvantage for YOU. And if you prototype something that IS too weak, Paradox Space will end up taking it out on you, making it either null or void. 3. Do NOT play it alone. I shouldn't have to explain why. That being said, I STRONGLY ADVISE AGAINST going higher than 16 players in your session. Personally, my max is 12. It has been hinted that up to 48 people can be in one session, but unless you KNOW that all of these people are stable and not deadweight, you should NOT do a 48 player session. This will make the King and Queen of Derse extremely powerful. 4. Don't try to "hack" the game, and don't cheat, at least too much. This can end with a null session, or a doomed timeline. 5. For pre-game strategy; don't forget to watch the news. If there are reports of mysterious, unpredicted meteor showers, take action IMMEDIATELY. Alert your parents and siblings and such of the threat, and demand they return home. Make sure that there is plenty of food. Make sure you have materials to make weapons. Go on all of the social medias and check to see if any version of Sburb has been released. If there has been, SPREAD. IT. Put it everywhere. Arrange a session ASAP. That's all I have for today! If you would like more, notify me! Though, I'll probably do it anyways...
