#scaramouchc

[akunoakuma]

“HUMPH! You two...!”

@scaramouchc , @domestic-dictator

[onibred]

why scaramouche is one of aku’s ‘favorite’ assassins

scaramouche: ( is actually really good at playing the flute, fighting in general when it comes to strategy and over all a+ hand to hand combat when necessary )

why aku can’t stand scaramouche

scaramouche: babe check this out ( plays one direction on his flute ) aku: get out of my palace before i dismantle your robot ass

[floreatetona-a]

Day 2

     Karma sure is a bitch isn’t she folks?  After the cruelty displayed the night before, our season favorite, @destinyrxborn, met her demise at the hands of Captain Red Jessica; back-stabbed, literally, by her own adoptive mother. But why? Did it have to do with the late Sterling Silver or is the savage rage of the game finally getting to her? A mystery, ladies and gentlemen; a true mystery.

     In other less-mortifying news, Scaramouche deals a low blow to Rapunzel that some could argue was solely done to piss her off.  Making slingshots seems to be in and Herb Overkill has apparently injured himself so severely that he’s forgotten his gender.

[akunoakuma]

“... I don’t even know the first thing about KISSING.”

[wishmakcr-blog]

💘

Dear Scaramouche,  You’re really attract  Fuck you’re hot   I’M TOO STRESSED AND GAY FOR TH  I find you equal parts fascinating, intimidating and wildly ridiculously fun to be around, dude. I wanna get to know you better.Call me sometime,- P

[fabledpink]

this just in: cailey is a gay parrot. the only thing she knows how to say is 'patti lupone'. pray for her.

[namelessxsamurai-blog]

@scaramouchc replied to your post: Would you ever bottom?

they have to fight your ego too :/

do you want to get straight up murdered??? >:(((

[onibred]

aku be like,,,, ‘hold my baby ( passes all seven of his daughters on their babi leashes to scaramouche ) i gotta go decimate some villages for a bit. text me k thnx bye’