alright everyone hear me out. they would be the most autistic power couple
first of all, they simply would not piss each other off. i rest my case
jk i have more shit to spew. they have so much in common it’s insane—the autism runs rampant through their veins
they would just fucking get each other you know ?? i cant stop thinking about how lynette literally uses “robotic” language to describe her energy levels and sometimes even fucking pretends she’s a puppet or doesnt deny rumors about that because it helps her avoid social interaction. her idea of a good time is recharging by petting cats and drinking tea. like holy autism
kuni would probably think she’s chill and maybe the least annoying person he’s ever met because she just minds her business, speaks with honesty, does not engage in small talk, and generally doesnt give a shit what he thinks. and that’s kind of really amazing for him because that means he doesnt have to put on a show. she’s not concerned with offending him, and she pretty much doesn’t ever take offense at things he says, so he neither has to worry about his words nor her perception of him.
they can sit and do nothing together. they can drink bitter tea and say nothing and pet cats and be content while he works on his thesis. they dont assume anything unspoken, they communicate if they want to say something, they dont have to worry about mysterious underlying social rules with each other, they dont have to sugarcoat anything.
basically what im trying to say is they share a brain cell
both concerned with protection, afraid of losing people/harm coming to their loved ones
lynette is incredibly strong and resilient, but that doesn’t change the fact that she was a victim, and the people who know what happened to her (like lyney) (and in this hc, wanderer :3) would protect her so fiercely like aaaa idk if it’s just me projecting but i just really love the idea of them clinging to each other because they are so desperate to protect each other and aauauauayau heheaheheahah the angst
they might (MIGHT, im stretching but hear me out) know each other/have heard of each other because fatui (i think at the very least lynette would have certainly known about scaramouche as a harbinger, and it’s not too likely he’d have heard about her specifically, but he would probably be aware that the knave is the “father” of the house of hearth, so he’d be familiar with her affiliation in that way)
so anyways all i can think about lately is them growing close to each other and then being basically telepathic
like they just know how the other is feeling at any time and since they share many of the same feelings about people and socializing, they would just get each other and know what the other needs like AAAH I CANT FUCKING ARTICULATE WHAT I MEAN EXACTLY AND ITS SO FRUSTRATING I JUST. I THINK THEY WOULD UNDERSTAND EACH OTHER AND. YEAH. FUCK
HOW would the scaranoire lovesquare go???lika alyanette scaranette alyanoire scaranoire
oh my goooood!!
alyanette would be 🌲P I N I N G🌲. alya absolutely googoo at mari secretly. they're still friends though.
scaranette would definitely be like ladrien, but with a bit of a marichat vibe. blushing mess partners in crime
alyanoire would be... dead /j but i imagine marinette still thinks of heroics as a responsibility. wouldn't happen much, but would be cool. they'd be blushing for the wrong reasons and trying to pretend like they definitely don't know the other very well haha. semi-professional with bestie vibes i guess?? absolute fucking tank for the 7 times it happens
scaranoire would be THE power couple that still sadly isn't a couple. definitely alternate ladynoir. trust each other with their life kind of stuff. gal pals best friend forever typa things. lady noire half jokingly flirting and she very badly wishes that the joke flirt scarabella reflects back at her are real. absolute mess but they've got each other's backs.
"absolute mess but they've got each other s backs" seems like every ship in the sbln love square though.
I like to think Scara shuts off his mobility functions whenever he and Lynette sleep on the same bed so he doesn't accidentally touch them. He's so awkward over not wanting to do anything that makes Lynette feel bad. In my mind
