#scarlet-speedster

[chicgeek-in-gear-blog]

scarlet-speedster replied to your post “[mask pm] [d: Dude, are y—] How’s everything at your end, man?”

[mask pm] And they won’t get the chance to. [Not if I— not if /we/… uh, not if us] [heroes] [masks] [good guys?] [can help it] BB’s got us on non-stop patrol of the city. This’ll blow over in no time. [It has to.]

I’m— I’ve been holding my own just fine. Lucky for me, this face happens to be able to outrun a bullet.

[pm]

Gonna come for my rescue then?

BB? Blue Beetle's manning the OP? Guess that makes sense. Techno armor suit and all. 

Yeah, lucky you. Speed's probably got nuthin' on your quads and thighs. [Don't take too much 'kay?]

[markbender]

[pm] Guess we’ve gotta put our campaign strategies on the back burner, man. [d: And that’s uh] [d: This is me asking if you’re ok without really asking because] [d: Dude, Gotham’s WWZ and I still haven’t done my math homework and my mom’s]

[pm] Things are getting scary, man. Have you gone outside?  I have I'm about to. 

[chicgeek-in-gear-blog]

[mask pm] [d: Dude, are y—] How’s everything at your end, man?

[pm]

[Huh?]

[This is a surpri-] [Well I guess it kinda isn’t. Hawkfire-]

As best as it could be. Bane’s troops / thugs / goons haven’t broken down the door yet. [The fucking gunshots… I can’t- And the GCPD. Oh god.]

Should be asking you how you’re holding up though. Like, I’m not the one with the target on my face.

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scarlet-speedster replied to your post:[mask] So... ‘that new Kid Flash running around Gotham’, he’s pretty awesome, huh? Didn’t know there was an old KF though-- that docks him major points for unoriginality.

[mask] Fastest boy alive, at your service.

[Does that mean- Wait, no.]

Dude, you've no idea what you've just done to my face! It's completely stuck! I'm... Oh man... Hi. [a;gna;gnagna]

Nice goggles. [Really? Goggles? Smooth, Rich. Real smooth.]

[chicgeek-in-gear-blog]

[mask] So... ‘that new Kid Flash running around Gotham’, he’s pretty awesome, huh? Didn’t know there was an old KF though-- that docks him major points for unoriginality.

Excuse me for my suspension of disbelief but...

Don't really rightly know how else to say this and all other than...

Oh man...

[kjbangkagn;sg;aogngn;gbnlv;avba;vn;vn]

... You're... Kid Flash? [I think I need to lie down. Maybe a drink. Or both. No wait, I'd drown. Oh man....]

[markbender]

[pm] HELL YEAH!!!1!1!!11!! Also I chose to say it like Drake would've done and, as your campaign partner and friend, I hope you can respect my decision. [d: It's not you, it's me]

[pm] I accept your decision. I don't respect it, but I'm fine with it. Why wouldn't you want to say it like Stone Cold? What's wrong with y

[markbender]

[pm] Not for free ;) [d: Still it'd be a lot easier if your last name was Bend, is the -er completely necessary?] Yeah, it's [d: better than anything I've got] good. You could make infomercials. Y'know, the /good/ kind. Not the Chia Pet kind. [d: Vote for Bender 'cuz he ain't a pretender? Vote West and Bender 'cuz they've never gotten their hands stuck in a blender? Vote West and Bender 'cuz you can trust 'em with legal tender?]

[pm] Ugh. Wall-E. Did you see what those chicks did? They're actually legitimately coming up with ideas. That sounds really tiring and I don't wanna do that. Wanna come up with raps instead?

And yeah!! I think Wayne would pay for us to make commercials. Maybe ads around town, too. 

[markbender]

[pm] Dude, nothing rhymes with Bender. I'm gonna need you to legally change your last name.

[pm] FENDER. Blender. Trender. Mender. Tender. You suck, Wally.

Vote West and Bender, because we're tender...hearted.

Good, huh? I'm good at slogans.

Did you see our campaign stuff? The buttons and posters? Charlie did a good job. We look buff as hell!!!! Also, Bruce Wayne might donate to our campaign. Hell yeah. Can I get a "hell yeah?" 

You have to say it like Stone Cold Steven Austin, though.