Akali
She's a fuckboi and a flirt. She's like, "Eve, let me grind on you." She's sloppy though. Akali tries to drunk rap but slurs her own words. When she dances, it's all about bucking her hips and she'll make eyes at Eve. It's kinda like Masked Akali but just drunk. Akali is loud and boisterous when she's drunk and she'll knock out cold at the end of it.
"Damn, boobs."
"Eve's butt is bigger than my hands and that's a lot of responsibility for one me."
"Ahri, where the fuck do you hide your other tails? In your ass?"
"I can't read for shit."
"Bitches love paint so imma cover myself in it."
Ahri
She forgets how to human. When she's drunk, she's basically 100% fox. Not like Kurama level of behavior, like an actual fox. She just yips all the time and chases Kai'sa down. She'll knock off cups off the table and she'll just shove her face against you in affection. She'll chase her tail for hours. Oh, and she'll howl like a motherfucker.
"Yip yip yip yip *other fox noises*"
"Awoooooo!"
"Yap yap yap!"
"Eeee eeee eyah eyah!"
Kai'sa
She turns into a child. She wants to be babied. She wants milk and cookies and for you to rock her to sleep. Kai'sa will latch onto you like a baby would latch onto your leg. If she's really drunk, she'll suck her thumb. The tamest drunk out of K/DA, to be honest. Oh, but if you're not careful...she will actually suck on Ahri's tails.
"I want chips!! *pouts*"
"I wuv you guys!"
"Play with me!"
"Ahri's tails look like rock candy..."
Evelynn
Here are quotes to summarize drunk Eve:
"Hump me, fuck me, someone better make me choke god damn it I need a fucking hotdog!"
"My ass is too heavy! I have to shake it!"
"SPLIT ME OPEN LIKE FUCKING CHOPSTICKS!"
"AHRI THE VET IS HERE TO PROBE YOUR BUTT! IT'S ME BITCH!"
"KAI'SA I FUCKING GAVE BIRTH TO YOU SO COME TO YOUR MOTHER YOU UNGRATEFUL CHILD!"
"BRITTNEY SPEARS CAN RAW ME!"
"Aliens are real because I can smell them. They smell like baguettes."
"Akali you should date Eve. She's a fucking dumbass and I heard you like booty so it's perfect." (Yes, she talks in 3rd person sometimes)
"Bush did 9/11."
"PUSSY AND CATS ARE THE SAME THING?? I AM SO FUCKING CONFUSED!"
"I AM A HORNY BLACK CLOUD OF DEATH, FUCKING FEAR ME AND BE AROUSED!"