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Blog Update

Hello, all. I have stopped queuing chats after the end of August. What does this mean?

I have maintained this blog for over two (maybe three) years, which has been a memorable experience. From the headcannons to the fanfics, I have loved every ups and downs this blog has given me. I have made life long friends (you know who you are) through this fandom and I appreciate every single one of you for tolerating my fuckery bullshit.

I am starting (already have, technically) a new chapter in my life. I have decided to let this blog settle down and, perhaps, it may be archived over time.

To note, the ending of the chat fic and the descent of this blog shortly after that is entirely coincidental. I did not planned for this to happen, it's just how my personal life landed.

After August, there will be no more chats. I may answer asks for the time being. There may be days when I don't answer because I'm busy but I'll try to keep this blog active as long as possible. But if it comes down to it, it will naturally die down and be archived.

I will still be active on social media. Yes, even on Tumblr but it'll be on my other accounts. Like you guys, I also want to spent my time scrolling through fanart and not think for two hours. I am actually more active on Twitter (@_kokoro_kirei_). I may not look like it but I am always on there a lot.

So I am still around after the end of this blog. Feel free to hmu and I will try to answer back [sorry to the unread messages I haven't opened...I try]

With that said, let me end it with this: I love K/DA and I always will. I will revive this blog from the dead if K/DA releases another album in five years. I love my wittle foxy, Ahri. I love my adorably badass ninja, Akali. I love my suucuhoe, Evelynn. I love my wifey my mom, Kai'sa. I love those darn extras. Kai'siv. BladeMaven. Akalynn. Ahri x being an independent AF Foxy BAUSSS. I love them all.

Thank you for making this fandom so fun for the past few years. I will never leave it but I want step down and enjoy myself.

Your fuckery,

Kokoro Kirei

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I miss Kai'Siv.

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Evelynn: Siren!

Kai'sa: Bokkie!

Evelynn: Team Rocket blasts off at the speed of light!

Kai'sa: Surrender now, or prepare to fight!

Ahri: Foxy! That’s right!

Akali, dressed as Ash Ketchum: Yeah, I don’t know if this will work out…

Sivir, dressed as Pikachu: Pika, pika…

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Pokémon Game: Are you a boy or a girl?

Ahri:...I'm a fox.

Evelynn: I'm a succubus.

Akali: I'm a ninja.

Kai'sa: I'm a victim with severe PTSD from the Void.

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Evelynn 👀 Akali~

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The K/DA chat fic is "Among Us" *wheezes*

It's updated, guys.

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As the owner of kda-chat blog, I only provide you with the most quality of memes. 

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I guess this was reposted somewhere else because someone sent it to me to see it, even though I am the one who made it. Lmfao, that’s what I get for not putting credits on my own early edits. Lesson learned. :)

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Many thanks to @kda-chat for the idea and meme supply! Learning the fine art of fuckery

I also want it to be known that Akali is absolutely wearing Ramyun shorts

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This is meme art at it's finest.

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[During a concert]

Ahri: All the single ladies raise your hands!

Akali: Raise them high!

Evelynn: Raise them like you just don't care!

Kai'sa, distressed: SIVIR, WHY ARE YOU RAISING YOUR HANDS!?

Sivir, in the audience, with Taliyah holding her hands up: I'm not!

Taliyah: Hi! Hi!

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Akali, patting Taliyah's head: Hehehe, my tiny little bro.

Sivir, patting Akali's head: You tiny woman.

Kai'sa, towering over all three of them: You guys are cute.

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if all the girls were foxes?

[Base on the OG K/DA looks]

Evelynn has a beautiful midnight coat, with a pinkish-white underbelly. She hisses a lot if you enter her territory and she if doesn't like you. Evelynn prefers to use her extra appendages [lashers] to scare off other foxes. When she's angry, she takes on a demonic form where a deep purple shade covers her fur and makes her appear bigger. Other than that, she's loyal to those she trusts and fiercely protective of her love ones. Don't pet her unless she comes to you first, unless you want to lose a finger.

Akali has a rich magenta fur coat, with black little "socks" on her paws. Her "mane" is huge for a fox so it needs to be constantly brushed. She's quiet but fast. She can slip into the darkness and somehow appear on top of the house in seconds. It takes a moment for her go warm up but once you do get her trust, she's a little playful foxy. Honestly, give her food and she'll love you. It seems that Evelynn is especially protective with Akali so it can be assumed that they are mates.

Kai'sa has a gorgeous purple coat with a golden-white underbelly. Her ears are curved to resemble a circular shape. She's a rescue, so it's assumed she might have been through things. It took a while to gain her trust but once she is loyal, she's a huge goofball and very affectionate. She's the only fox [besides Akali] that is allowed to groom Evelynn. In fact, she'll groom anyone that needs grooming.

Ahri [to change it up as usual] is human so no fox ears or tail. Maybe the whiskers can stay. Anyways, she raises the foxes on her ranch. She takes in rescues a lot, helps them heal, trains them, and them gives them away to their forever homes. She kept Evelynn, Akali, and Kai'sa as her own when they came in.

Extras

Ahri also took in and healing a stray desert fox, named Sivir. It seems Sivir likes to stay with Kai'sa, perhaps she likes Kai'sa's gentleness. Ahri is considering keeping Sivir because she and Kai'sa get along so well.

Sivir came with a smaller kit named Taliyah. It doesn't seem like they are related but the little guy is attached to Sivir. It's jumpy and excited, loves to play. An adorable little one.

Ahri already owned an artic fox named Sona. A beautiful creature with a keen ear in music. You can see blue highlights in her fur in the winter and red highlights in the summer. She's a mute fox, can't make noises, but she's affectionate and sweet.

Ahri recently gotten a fox from the same seller as Akali, her name is Irelia. She has a gorgeous black coat with piercing blue eyes. It seems like Akali knows Irelia as she was the first to greet her. Irelia is a bit aloof, but seems to be more playful around Akali. She especially doesn't seem to like Sona, but Ahri has seen Irelia let Sona groom her. So maybe there's something there.

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I'm very curious what is the relationship between Irelia and the rest of the group out of the group chat. What is her opinion about them (and vice versa) and how they interact when she e.g. comes to visit?

Irelia -> Akali: Kouhai, precious annoying little sister, what do you see in Evelynn?

Akali -> Irelia: BEST SENPAI when she's not annoyed. Literally one of the few people that gave a damn about her when her mom didn't.

Irelia -> Evelynn: What the fuck are you? What does Akali see in you? Who the fuck do you think you are? But I guess I'll tolerate you since Akali speaks well of you.

Evelynn-> Irelia: Akali's precious senpai must be protected at all cost but I want to tease her. She's kinda fun to bother, very responsive.

Irelia -> Ahri: Annoying fox. (But I respect her in her moments where she shines as a leader)

Ahri -> Irelia: I tease her because, unlike Evelynn, she doesn't try to actually kill me (yet).

Irelia -> Kai'sa: Comrade, friend, someone that sympathizes, a good person, talented, an angel, what did K/DA do to deserve you?

Kai'sa-> Irelia: Finally, someone that has common sense, talented, dancer, friend, and trustworthy. Thank you for understanding my pain.

Irelia -> Sivir: You're more annoying with Akali, without Akali, you're tolerable.

Sivir -> Irelia: You're more nicer with Kai'sa, without Kai'sa, you're annoyed all the time.

Irelia -> Taliyah (when they happen to see each other): Sivir 2.0 but more annoying.

Taliyah -> Irelia: Kai'sa 2.0 but less motherly.

Sona -> Irelia: My girlfriend~

Irelia -> Sona: I'm really dating you, huh...

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Whats the level of Thiccness of KDA members and extras?

On a thiccness scale of 0-10...

Akali - 3/10, leggies are more toned and muscular, also a bit lanky. Only thicc part is the small booty.

Taliyah - 3.5/10, A small thin body but is thiccer than Akali by this much 👌

Sona - 7/10, has a petite body, got some curves, has an ample chest, very model like. Not too thicc but not lacking in any area.

Sivir - 7/10, nice chest, strong body, thick [not thicc] thighs from workouts. Lacks in booty area but that's okay. It has enough for Kai'sa to squeeze.

Irelia - 8.5/10, thicc booty and thighs. A bit more muscular but doesn't lack anything in her chest. Got nice curves.

Ahri - 9/10, thicc in the chest and hips, got a good frame and knows her body well. She knows how to dress herself to appear petite yet sultry at the same time.

Evelynn - 10/10 THICC, demon lady got curves and enough thiccness for everyone. You can explore dat body for hours.

Kai'sa - 10/10 THICC, turnip thighs, peach booty, get yo fruits and veggies over here kids

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Of the girls and extras, who are the walking space heaters and who are the human icicles?

Walking space heater: Akali, Sivir, Sona, Taliyah

Human Icicles: Evelynn, strangely Kai'sa, Irelia

A fucking microwave 24/7: Ahri

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How do the K/DA girls and co act around Kai'sa when she's wearing her super skin tight leggings?

Akali:...

Evelynn:...

Ahri:...

Irelia:...

Sona:...

Taliyah:....

Kai'sa: They're staring at me, right?

Sivir, making a scary face at them: Yeah, but I'll get them to stop.

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What do all the girls think of Kai’sa’s accent?

Irelia: It's different but nice. She would attract many admirers in Japan.

Sona: 👍

Taliyah: It's so smooth and it makes you want to listen to Kai'sa.

Sivir: Her voice was perfected by the angels and blessed by Aphrodite's kiss.

Akali: IT'S SCARY!

Ahri: IT'S TERRIFYING!

Evelynn: ESPECIALLY WHEN IT SOUNDS DISAPPOINTED!

Kai'sa: Then don't disappoint me.

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First question: How does K/DA handle the paparazzi on their own?

Second question: How do the not celerity extras handle paparazzi when they are around their celebrity friends/partners?

Headcannons

Akali is chill and relax, she doesn't engage with the paparazzi too much. She might answer a question or two, pose for a pic, but if it starts getting rowdy, she dips. She's more interactive with fans than with paparazzi.

Evelynn is used to the paparazzi and their aggressiveness. She's been in enough rowdy paparazzi mobs to know how to deflect personal questions and flashing cameras. While a security team is helpful, Evelynn is known to hold her own and almost 'sway' the paparazzi to move out of her way when she's in a bad mood/the paparazzi are being too rowdy.

Ahri is also no stranger to paparazzi. She's usually nice, smiles and waves at the paparazzi as she walks by. There is a strict, unspoken rule to not get too close to Ahri's tail(s) unless invited. It is said if you touch it without Ahri's consent (even if it is accidental), bad luck comes your way. It's just a superstition but some paparazzi claim it's true.

Kai'sa is nervous around paparazzi and always need a security team around her if one of the K/DA girls is not with her. Luckily, Sivir's connection with Azir gives Kai'sa the best security team. Kai'sa is more friendly towards fans than paparazzi-if they respect her, she respects them.

Sivir adjusted to paparazzi life pretty quickly after it became known that she's related to Azir. She mostly adjusted to keep Kai'sa calm. She won't get physical but she has been known to get defensive if the paparazzi get too close to Kai'sa.

Sona may have her muteness to her advantage but she also deals with an increase of flashing cameras. Paparazzi tend to ask her 'Yes or No' question, in which she might nod to them. She has the best security team around her, making sure no one gets too close to Sona without her consent.

Irelia was not use to the paparazzi at all but is often protected by Sona's security team, Akali, and Sona herself. She still isn't use to paparazzi so she tends to hide behind the 'famous people' (K/DA, Sona) and blend in the background.

Taliyah enjoys it. They're always smiling, posing, and answering questions (like the annoying young sibling that hogs the attention). The paparazzi loves them. Sometimes K/DA throws Taliyah (if they're with them) to the paparazzi den first to test the water before walking out.