Imagine if people talked to Safeway cashiers the same way they talk to us about tea
"My husband gets mad whenever I bring home more, but I can't help it."
"Do you have anything here that will help me lose weight?"
"About time you guys got a points card, I swear to god I spend like fifty dollars a month here."
"Do you have anything for people who don't like food?"
"I like you guys much better than [furtive glance, whispers] Sobey's. I went in there the other day and I just turned around and walked out. I didn't like it."
"Oh my god, I am completely addicted to you guys. I had to devote an entire cupboard to food!"
"Sometimes your food tastes different than it smells."
"Yeah, I really like the birthday cake you guys have. Also the grapes. OH and oh my goodness, the almonds are TO DIE FOR. I sure wish you still had pumpkin pies though. I miss them so much, and I ran out of my backup stock months ago! They're my absolute favourite food of all time. Oh god PLEASE tell me you'll be getting them again. I would cry, I swear I would cry."
