I had this stupid idea today and it’s making me laugh so I have to share.
So you know those Mom Coupons kids make (one free hug/I’ll clean my room, that sort of thing)?
Imagine post-canon Greedling making something like that for Lan Fan’s birthday, but with things like “No sneaking out for 48 hours” or “Will attend every scheduled meeting for a full day, no exceptions.” It was meant to be a joke, but she got fed up one day and used one, and they took it weirdly seriously? She never fully relaxes, but she is able to at least get a decent night’s rest from time to time.
honestly it’s the best gift he could possibly give her











