Thought I would puke go outside and tackle some of the new growth on the red tips in the back yard. I bent over to trim some small branches looked up and saw this scary mutant thing looking back at me inches from my face. I fell back cussed (yes, I cussed) and ran to the back door all along thinking who do I call? the police no the fire department, no animal control heck I need some bio hazard team to come to my house and kill, exterminate, maybe evan quarantine my house! I grab my phone to quickly take a picture in case it flys away I’m gonna need proof. I take a few pictures run back to my back door look at the mutant bug/alien animal hanging off my tree and what do I see? ... a freaking eyehook the dark thing is a fishing thing a ma jig. Wait till I get my hands on my son! #mutant #scarybugs #fishinglures #myson #yardwork