#scatteredbrainbutterfly

[diamantalia]

alfred you deeply unsettle me sometimes

What did I do?????

[diamantalia]

yao what is it like being the most handsome man in all of the world

I don't know, it's hard to feel handsome when I am ignored for the most part.

Dude! I can get you a date with literally anyone, I can even BUILD you a date if you'd let me! But you always shoot me down!

That's not the point, I want to be approached. I want to be courted. Wooed.

... ugh, I miss my old queen. May he rest in peace.

[diamantalia]

I somehow missed Yaos facesets and I want you to know Im obsessed with them I love Yao so god damn much he deserves thw world what if we just get rid of al and arthur and just let Yao be Emperor of Spades

Aah, the true dream. I appreciate you asking about me though. If you have any questions specifically for me, do let me know.