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Boyfriend to Death Headcanons: Restaurant Edition, cont. (BTD 2)

What kind of food preference do they have, where do they go when they want a bite to eat, and of course, where would they be taking you? Vincent Metzger: Vincent really likes Southern Comfort & Seafood, often stopping in at local biker bars that serve things like blackened catfish and alligator tail. There’s quite a few seafood joints around town that he’ll opt to go for, too. The plates are never pretty, and it sure as shit isn’t five star dining, but the food is piled mountains high and everything tastes real. Tastes real, looks real, it’s clearly not processed bullshit out of a freezer and he appreciates that. If he wants to take you out, he’s most likely going Cajun. Whole-Table Seafood Boil, All you can eat shrimp, or pounds of crab legs. Vincent will definitely crack the crab legs open for you, he might just tease you the entire meal and eat three times as much as you.  Cain Zeitgeist: Cain’s not big on eating, but he finds himself drawn to the places he thinks those he knows would like. This often leads him to breakfast cafes and bakeries. He is admittedly a fan of a good cup of tea and fresh bread, as long as it’s made right. And yes, he will absolutely order an affogato and face scrutiny from whatever barista has to make it, just to give them a charming little smile and enjoy himself. If Cain had to specifically pick a place to go, really thinking about it, he’d take you to a tea house. He’s the type that usually holds back in conversation (believe it or not), so the idea of sharing a couple different floral tea brews and just letting you prattle on about whatever you see fit actually does him just fine. Ren Hana: Ren’s a pretty mixed bag on what he likes. His favourite snack will always be the little containers of chicken hearts he picks up from the Asian market, but as for real food? It’s a lot of Korean comfort food. He likes to cook for himself and others, so he’ll often make Tteokbokki and add in a lot of extra cheese. He eats really clean at home, a lot of fish, rice, and kimchi, but if he’s going out? He has a big interest in viral food and snacks. His favourite place to go is a Korean Corndog shop locally where he can get Bingsu and try something new every time. If he could go anywhere with you though, he’d love to get a chance to try one of those pop-up Anime cafes. He knows the food probably won’t be worth the price, but the drinks and collectibles have him in a chokehold. Lawrence Oleander: This man does not remember to eat, and like Hell he’s gunna remember you probably need to eat, too. He has to be reminded of nearly every facet of self care. If he has a craving for anything, it’s usually the most random thing you could think of. He will never give the same answer twice and often settles for whatever is at the 7-11 gas station (hot or cold, he doesn’t care). Lawrence doesn’t seem to care about what he puts in his body, it’s all a blur and he just knows he needs it to keep moving, as he cannot afford to be weakened by lack of food. He mostly consumes energy drinks, pudding cups, and a strange amount of slim jims, so you might need to pack your own lunch with this guy.

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Damien Morningstar: Damien loves a full breakfast. Morning, noon, or night, breakfast foods are his preference. Sausage, eggs, toast, and the blackest coffee you can imagine. He’s not really big on going out though, so he usually cooks it all himself. That should be endearing, but Damien’s not the most attentive and while he might like burnt toast and sausage, it might not be your preference. And his eggs? Really dry. Yeah, he’s not a good cook. If you can get him out though, he’ll know a couple really nice mom-and-pop places that make really good omelets and who definitely don’t burn their toast.  Samael Volkov: Sam looks very serious, but his palette doesn’t quite seem to really fit that. He likes cold treats mostly, often preferring to eat something like an ice cream cone, or a sweet crepe that he can carry on the go. If he was going to take someone out, he’d most likely bring them to a local bakery or gelato shop to try something new. He prefers fresh fruit flavours to something heavy like chocolate and he seems to have an opinion about every kind of pastry you could find. If you wanted to eat, ya know, REAL food, you’re probably going to have to stop somewhere else after because Sam’s not interested in sitting down for something like that. Farz Murphy: If Freddy Fazbear’s was a real place, this is where you would be stuck going with him during the day. No I’m not kidding. This guy is going to try and get pizza anywhere he goes, and not even good pizza. He’ll often go to the local Chuck-e-Cheese and has a reputation for getting kicked out for profanity and bragging in kids' faces when he beats them at arcade games. He also likes Taco Bell late at night, so if you’re down to walk there with him, he’ll just hang out and talk about absolutely nothing with you while downing a Baja Blast. If everywhere else is closed, you’re getting stuck at Denny’s in the middle of the night and it’s anyone's guess if you’ll get out of there before the morning shift shows up. You’d think he’d want to go to a bar, but nah, he really just likes shitty cheap food and that’s what you’ll get out of him. 

[shreddedcrane]

may i request a day off/daily life headcanons for eps niche of ocs? inclusion of samael and maybe uriel would be (⁠ ⁠˘⁠ ⁠³⁠˘⁠)⁠♥

Thank you so much for your patience with this ask!! Let me know if there’s anyone else you wanted! I just kinda snatched up everyone from The Big Three™️ and Uriel since you asked lol! I went mainly into days off & free time, but I might do more “daily life” headcanons in the future (just a little more broken up!). Because this is such a long one, I’m going to put it under the cut. Preview of Characters included under the cut: Akira Kojima, Sano Kojima, Vincent Metzger Cain Zeitgeist, Samael Volkov, Damien Morningstar, Uriel Metzger Jack Buchanan, Jason Buchanan, Marcus De La Cruz, Christ King Also! Let me know if you guys prefer to have the actual headcanons under a cut in general! Someone mentioned it so I just wanted to offer that to ya’ll see what you prefer!

Akira Kojima: If Akira has freetime, he’s trying to find anything to do to fill it. He can do quiet nights, but quiet days? He’s really bad at those. He’ll try to see what’s going on locally, a foodtruck festival, an arts and crafts fair, anything to get him into a crowd of people. If there’s a show in the park or something, he’ll go there, too. If he can’t find something going on in town, he’ll settle for going to the boardwalk and trying to kill time at the arcade, or playing Overwatch if he’s not desperate to burn physical energy. Once the bars open, he’ll be there, the loud thrumming music and lights always easing the tension in his body. And besides, he can probably pick someone up to have a good time with them, too.

Sano Kojima: Sano’s weird about free time. His mood can really fluctuate from day to day on what it is that he wants to do. There are days where he’s burnt the candle at both ends and he’ll spend his entire day off asleep in bed. He’s typically an extremely punctual man, but when his body says no, he cannot fight it. He’s prone to getting sick frequently despite his career path, always from exhaustion and overworking. He often fails to take care of himself, but at least being sick is a good excuse to enjoy home made soup. If he’s healthy on a day off, he will most likely work on his personal projects. He’ll work on his Living Dolls, his collection of normal dolls, or sketching designs for prosthetics and costumes. If it’s near Halloween, his free time is actually spent in a unique and unexpected way; he often assists in making masks and prosthetics for local haunted house venues and has even been known to tailor assets for them and local theatres.

Vincent Metzger: Vincent’s day to day is pretty much the same in and out. On his days off he usually hits a couple local joints on the bike, catching up with some buddies at each stop. He likes to idle, have a few beers, and then ride with a couple of the guys to the next stop and do it all again. He hangs out at the type of places you can shoot a couple rounds of pool while everyone around you chain smokes and laughs at the new guy. It’s a boys club for sure. If the weather’s nice, he likes to take a longer ride, usually along the shoreline if he can, coasting along for hours at a time to just enjoy the freedom. Weekends, he hits the fight clubs. He loves a good shit show, and he loves a good excuse to beat someone blue. There’s a couple under the table cage fights at the bars he frequents, and he’ll get into it anytime he can.

Cain Zeitgeist: Cain has all the time in the world to always do whatever it is that he’d like. In his free time, he’s usually finding ways to make the lives of those around him more… interesting. There are several people in the World he keeps eyes on, and he spends his free time checking up on them, through things like mirrors, books, and any other meaningless object he’s taken the time to curse with his ability to use it as a portal. Once in awhile he’ll find himself plucking up a random interest in a new someone and spend the entire day making them feel like they’re losing their fucking minds. Cain is, and has always been, extremely bored, and he makes that the problem of everyone around him, Human, Angel, or Otherwise. 

Samael Volkov: Sam is the absolute worst at being off. He needs to constantly be moving and filling his time. Death is never ending and so he’s rarely short on things to do, but even when there’s a moment of peace and quiet, he finds himself trying to fill his time. He looks like he’d enjoy something like reading a book, but he really struggles to slow down and often ends up having to re-read sentences and pages due to letting his thoughts wander to what needs to be done. When he is given time away from his work, he doesn’t relax. His eyes end up on the clock repeatedly unless one of the other Angels’ takes it upon themselves to distract him in some elaborate way (This often winds up being Cain or Gabriel, as they know exactly how to make a wild goose chase just to get the bastard to waste his time).

Damien Morningstar: Damien prefers to spend his days off alone. He cares for the people he works with directly, and he even has a friend or two he doesn’t mind the company of, but a day off is a day off for a reason. He doesn’t want to try and go through conversation, he doesn’t want the awkward grimaces as he waits for responses, he just wants to be alone. He can handle texts and online contact on a day off, that’s fine, but actual physical interaction? Please no. Damien spends a lot of his off time reading and studying, and if he has to have a conversation, it better be with one of the plants hanging somewhere in his room or in the church.

Uriel Metzger: Every day is a day off for Uriel. He is far more of a delegator than a do-er, and he spends his days relaxing poolside, often. Uriel is bitterly annoying on his days off, as he’s often flirting with and chasing around any human unlucky enough to catch his eyes. In their mind, I’m sure it’s a lucky time to hook up with that handsome, charismatic man, and sure the sex’ll be great, but it’s just another Tuesday to him and he’ll be off elsewhere the next day.

Jack Buchanan: On a day off, Jack likes to read. He spends all week reading essays and papers, so when he’s got the time to sit and actually enjoy his time, he wants to read something actually worth investing his energy into. He’ll often set himself up on the couch and put ambient sound on, piano music, rain sounds, or something else. If he’s reading something he’s read before, he might even toss on a movie in the background instead, typically a horror movie from the early 2000’s that’s just easy to glance up at now and again or laugh about if he’s got company (such as the MC from TDDUP). If his partner is around or working on something, he’s also not opposed to reading over their shoulders or editing whatever it is they’re working on.

Jason Buchanan: Jason loves to spend his time off hanging out with his friends or his partner. He’ll often find himself at the comic book shop just looking around, or inviting the people he's closest to out to the movies to catch whatever they’ve been talking about in the group chat. If everyone's busy though, he’s not opposed to time on his own. He’ll often find himself stuck in a loop that starts as a typical walk, but then ends up a nostalgia trip, visiting spots at the local creek or around the woods where he used to hang out and play with his friends as kids. He loves to be outdoors, and time to himself finds him deeply drawn to it, especially when the weather's a little more chilly.

Marcus De La Cruz: Marcus actually spends his days off at home, playing videogames. He’s a super physically fit guy, sure, but going to the gym in the morning only kills so much time. It’s not like he’s out here running an influencer instagram (I could see it happening, though). On his days off he’ll get into his cozies and hang out on the couch, playing games on coms with his buddies or by himself. He goes through phases of if he wants to play Call of Duty or GTA. He’s tried some of those bigger team games and he’s just not ever really been too into it. If he’s bored of the video games, he might see if anyone’s up for watching the game at the local sports bar, but he’s not really looking to go to a club or do too much socially. He’d really just wanna be home with his spouse from TDDUP and parallel play, but if that’s not an option, he’ll settle.

Chris King: Chris doesn’t greatly like time off, because he finds himself very quickly getting into the cycle of thinking if he’s not doing something for other people, he’s useless. He tries to go for a run every morning to keep his focus, and on days off he goes for one twice as long. From there, it’s all routine. He follows a strict schedule to stop from thinking too hard. Take a run, get breakfast, exercise at home, go to the grocery store, go to the gym, take a shower– He does a lot to keep himself moving. If he’s in a better place mentally, he might try to find a garage sale to poke around at, or visit the local flea market. He’s thought about starting a business dog walking to take up even more of his free time, but it hasn’t come to be yet. 

[shreddedcrane]

Boyfriend to Death Headcanons: Restaurant Edition (BTD)

What kind of food preference do they have, where do they go when they want a bite to eat, and of course, where would they be taking you?

Akira Kojima: Akira loves any excuse to go out somewhere fun. He eats a lot of protein and he’s got three different go-to spots depending on who he’s with and how much he wants to show off. If he’s just looking to get some food for a quick meal, his guilty pleasure is the local Chinese buffet. It’s usually pretty dead in the middle of the day and he’s spent a few summers helping in the kitchen washing dishes for some extra scratch when he didn’t have anything else to do. After that though, it's Hibachi or the Do-It-Yourself KBBQ place. The energy at Hibachi is always fun for him and he loves to show off catching shrimp. It’s great for a date. As for the Korean BBQ, you can’t go wrong with the all you can eat deal, and he likes to seem impressive by cooking for whoever he’s with, usually ordering shots for the table, always looking to make it an outing with friends. Sano Kojima: Sano’s preference for eating is always noodle dishes. If he’s home cooking, he’s making himself something quick usually involving glass noodles, oil, and aromatics. When he goes out he likes to pick a noodle shop. Pho, Ramen, he doesn’t really get picky as long as there’s broth, hot or cold. His favourite is soba noodles, and it’s surprising how many bowls he can knock back without pause. Sano is pretty quiet as a person, and this reflects during meal time, too. He’s really not much for conversation and he actually gets a little irritated if he’s asked questions while he’s eating. Trying to talk between bites is too much effort, so he prefers to eat alone. Strade: While he’s fine with food from the bar, if he wants to go out, he’s going to a steakhouse. Not a commercial place like Outback or Longhorn, but one attached right to a butcher shop, where you know the meat was either raised locally or shot locally, nothing in between. There’s a lot of taxidermy on the walls and the staff is just the owner’s kids. Strade knows the whole family. Has vacation photos for some reason. He’s buddy-buddy with everyone in the place and he always orders the biggest cut of steak on the menu, served blue-rare. He’s going to talk through his food, chewing the entire time, telling stories about every picture, mount, and person in the place. Rire: Rire doesn’t really need to eat, so when he does, he’s very particular. He likes small plates and prefers a lot of options to settling for just one thing. Expensive wine tasting, charcuterie board style meats and cheeses, well designed small courses to fill an entire table to just try it all. Simple, clean, expensive. Rire has a preference for lounges where you can still smoke at the table and there’s slow and sultry live entertainment, with low lighting and bottle service. If you can stomach the bill for a place like that, he’d probably find you amusing enough to have a conversation with, at least. 

[shreddedcrane]

What characters (of your choice)could keep a tamagachi alive?

And which would immediately kill it some how?

- 🐠 anon (I currently have five tamagachis and I love them all ❤️)

I have quite a few back log asks and I'm going to try kind of casually getting to most of them, but this one was so cute and quick I knew I could answer with ease and for Just about Everyone. So enjoy answers for all the BTD & TDDUP boys! TDDUP

Jack wouldn't know or understand what it is at first, but after his Spouse and Jason get him one together, he'd take surprisingly good care of it. Give that man a task, he'll complete it. Jason is 50/50. Is he trying to keep them alive? Yes. Is he keeping them alive? Well... SOMETIMES. For an amount of time. Until... Until they die... >>;; Chris would keep it alive as a form of self care, sort of like a reminder that he has to take care of his own needs along with the needs of this little fella. Marcus would be able to keep it alive as long as he was looking directly at it. The second he loses interest or his attention is drawn elsewhere, that thing is as good as dead. BTD 1 & 2 Sano & Akira would both kill it, Sano intentionally, Akira accidentally and with total devastation and frustration. Rire surprisingly keeps the Tamagachi's alive with ease, and worries about people who kill them by accident, because what do you mean you can't follow simple instructions and handle another creatures basic needs? Strade is killing that thing. He absolutely doesn't understand it. Thinks its adorable, but he has no clue what he's doing.

Ren is keeping this thing alive like his life personally depends on it. He thought they'd be really calming, cute little keychains, and now he has a stardew-level of dedication to his schedule with them. Farz also surprisingly can keep them alive and has one specifically that reminds him of Ren. He sucks at taking care of himself and he'd be damned to take care of another person, but he can do this! Vincent shouldn't be able to keep it alive, but he does, by pure luck and accident. He remembers it suddenly and says 'oh shit' and checks on it just in time to keep that thing going. Cain keeps them alive and thinks they're interesting. He's watched and followed people with a collection or two once before, and he's taken a liking to them. He's someone who keeps ahold of things that remind him of people, and Tamagachi's can be so personalized, he's definitely keeping more than a few, and caring after them well. Lawrence can't keep anything alive. Plants, Tamagachi's, himself. Nah, there's no hope for an electronic in that mans hands.

[shreddedcrane]

What parts of the body would the tddup characters be drawn to? (Kind of like ass or tits but it can be other things as well)

- 🐠 anon

This one was a lot of fun !! Jack Buchanan: While it would be really easy to say ‘your mind’ because it’s Jack, I’m going to give you a much more honest answer. Thighs. Jack Buchanan loves thighs. The reason? Because he wants to cut them. There’s something obscenely sensual to him about how sensitive the skin of the inner thigh is, and dragging his knife over that part of you delights him in a way even he can’t articulate. He’s very careful, very methodical, and wouldn’t ever dare cut anywhere too deeply, but he does love to see blood on thighs. He’ll make sure to be precise and clean you up after, but he might lick the blood clean before he actually gets the alcohol wipes and takes care of it. Jason Buchanan: Jason is a hips and ass guy. He doesn’t really even mean to be a hip guy, he’s just a bit grabby. He’ll take you by the hips to move you aside if he has to get something, rest his hand on your hip when he’s talking to you or looking at you. He loves the feeling of that curve against his palm. As for being an ass guy, he definitely catches himself watching people walk away more than is probably socially acceptable. He didn’t even notice he was doing it until Marcus caught him once and wouldn’t stop laughing. Jason just appreciates a nice ass. Marcus De La Cruz: Marcus is actually kind of the odd one out here. He could easily be drawn to tits and ass but that’s not really what captures him about a person. It’s their height. People that are his height or taller intimidate him and his insecurities, so he really finds someone being shorter attractive. He gets that people don’t control their height, but as far as physical attraction goes, he’s usually really drawn to that. It’s like a predator sizing up its prey. Small means weak, right? He’s definitely gotten his ass kicked because of this a couple times, he always thinks he’s stronger than he actually is. Chris King: Eyes. While Chris is plenty into people’s physical physique and has been embarrassed to near tears for getting caught checking people out now and again, it’s the eyes he’s drawn to. He’s not been the best at reading people in his life, but he’s learned that a lot of it is in the eyes. Softness, kindness, but also annoyance, indifference, hatred. He’s found himself to always maintain eye contact during conversation these days to try and determine who actually likes him, who's safe to be around, those kinds of things. Because of this, he always remembers people’s eye colour and really finds eyes to be beautiful, with Hazel eyes being the most interesting to him.

[shreddedcrane]

I loved the scenario you wrote. Can we do NSFW requests? And if so, NSFW headcanons for our TDDUP guys? ✨️

Thank you so much!! Yes, you can absolutely do NSFW Requests! If there's anything specific, you can just message me and ask for particulars, but here's a couple random ones for the main TDDUP boys! Jack Buchanan: If Jack has the right partner, he can be extremely sexually active. He just needs the right person for him. He loves to have sex in the shower, especially when it's cold, but he also loves it when his partner holds their breath or doesn't move. He likes to have sex with them when they're sleeping, and might even consider giving them sleeping meds to make sure they're knocked out. His major turn-ons might be Temperature Play (cold only), Shower Sex, and Somnophilia, but if he's really wanting to have some fun, he'll roleplay with his partner. It'll start simple, following them at a distance out in public late at night, but then devolve into chasing them through the park, tackling them, and fucking them in the brush at knifepoint. this is the circumstance where he actually wants to hear them panting and gasping for air, and feel their heart pounding in their chest and know that they are absolutely alive. Marcus De La Cruz: Marcus is very clearly into pet play, but he likes to push it. He'll test how far his partner will let him go, and once it hits the point where he's really in charge, there's no going back. He's willing to play the long game, and he'll do everything in his power to break his partner into submission. He wants to take care of them and force them into subspace for as long as possible. He'll keep them in a crate wearing nothing but a collar for days if he damn well pleases, mostly because he knows by that point they'll let him. His major turn-ons come from control: Telling his partner what they can and can't eat, when they can or can't use the bathroom, and making his partner pent up to the point of them whining, crying, and begging. Bonus points if they're willing to wear a tail butt plug. Chris King: Chris has a really bad habit in bed when he's with a partner who actually lets him do what he wants. Once Chris starts, he doesn't stop. If his partner starts to gently ask him to slow down, ease up, or even stop, he'll cover their mouth softly and just start whispering 'I'm sorry' over and over while he keeps going until he's done. If his partner is crying, he'll kiss their tears and all over their face repeatedly, often overcompensating for it afterwards with apologies and flowers. He really hates that he does this and might avoid intimacy because of this and his past relationships.

[shreddedcrane]

Boyfriend To Death Headcanons: Predator Vs Prey

Here are some Headcanons about how the BTD boys would react to or interact with a Deer Beastkin MC.

Akira Kojima: Akira might not really know what to do with a Deer Beastkin any differently from what he already does. If they’re jumpy and skittish he’d probably find it endearing and cute, and he’d definitely be prone to accidental scares with how loud he is. He doesn’t mean to slam everything, but he’ll throw his hands up and say ‘sorry, sorry!’ While trying not to laugh at how cute he thinks your jumpiness is. If he were in a bad enough mood and you’d pissed him off, he’d probably use you for target practice. Make a show of loading his gun before quietly gesturing for you to try your best at evading him. He’s not going to hit you, but it’s a warning for sure to remind you not to fuck with him, no matter how cute you are. 

Sano Kojima: There’s a weird friction between Sano and a Deer Beastkin that he really can’t put a name on. Something about them would make him aggressive in a sort of Snake-Wants-To Swallow-Deer-Whole kind of way. There are few things that trigger his more predatory actions, but those eyes, those ears, hell those dapples if you’ve got them, they trigger something primal in him that nothing else really reaches. Eye contact is going to undo him and he can’t figure out if he wants to fight you or fuck you. This brings out something wholly different in him and he’ll find himself stalking and sulking after a Deer Beastkin. They will never fully be safe with him, because this is the sort of thing that could break his resolve at any moment.

Strade: This is your worst case scenario. Strade already has a very genuine like for Beastkin, as they’re perfect victims to him. He’s gone through an assortment of different ones, but a Deer? You’re going to be like a perfect trophy for him. He’s going to do everything he can to feed into your panic and to see your eyes go wide. This will range from things that might feel playful like suddenly scaring you with loud sounds or jumping at you all the way up to tossing you in the open woods and telling you to run while he grins behind you sharpening his hunting knife. If you have Antler’s he is going to grab you by them and possibly get rough enough to break a point off. He’ll get those wild eyes and use your antlers to back you into whatever he can to remind you how small and weak you are compared to him. When you hear “predator and prey” as a saying, it’s meant for Strade and a Deer Beastkin. 

Rire: Rire still sees everyone and everything below him, but something like a Deer Beastkin might be unique enough to earn an eyebrow raise. Different from the similarities between imps and other animals, there’s something about a Deer that resonates more towards ethereal or demonic for him, and he’d actually find beauty in a lot of the features a Deer Beastkin may possess (Hooves, Antlers, Etc). If you go against the typical expectations of a deer (timid, skittish, fragile) and are more strong headed and aggressive, he will find this exceptionally more interesting and make a point to provoke you for his own enjoyment. 

[shreddedcrane]

okay so lets say the mc is a beastkin cat

how would the btd characters react to the mc like kneading on them (i think its called making biscuits or something?) or the mc accidentally hitting their face with their tail

Akira Kojima: Akira’s going to love this. He would make time especially for you to lay on him and make those biscuits. Something about having someone lay on his chest, that pressure, it really alleviates his anxiety, and the kneading motion would only make that better. As for the tail thing, he’d probably think it was cute, or funny, swatting your tail back playfully like he’s the cat and you’re a toy. Even if it was a repeated motion on purpose, I don’t think it would annoy him, unless the two of you had an argument and you were hitting him with your tail and huffing. Sano Kojima: Much like Akira, Sano would find himself enjoying these habits. He could easily work or read while being kneaded on. The rhythm of it would lull him into a comfortable, relaxed state and honestly he’s the type who needs an excuse to take a break, so you’d be the perfect one. Sano would probably watch your tail move like it’s a metronome, using it as another pattern to focus on and relax. He wouldn’t be bothered if you hit him by mistake, though he would gently move your tail from his face to avoid it when he could. If it kept happening, he’d probably find it humorous over annoying, like it’s just an inevitability he must accept at this rate. Strade: Strade is used to having a Beastkin around, so it would be just another day for him honestly. As far as Kneading goes, he’d probably mostly be okay with it if you were allowed in his space and he was just lounging around, half asleep, watching TV on the couch. The tail in the face thing though would definitely be met with a hard yank. If he’s in a good mood, it’d be playful, like a warning with a darkness in his tone and a smile that doesn’t quite reach his eyes. If he’s in a bad mood, though, depending on how small you are vs how strong he is, he’ll hike you up by it and warn you about acting so damn cheeky like you own the place or somethin’. Rire: Much like Strade, Rire would probably be familiar with Beastkin, viewing the MC similarly to a lesser (much lesser) demon. He would be put off by the kneading, wondering if he needs to keep a lint roller around and if you’d shed. He’s particular and not so fun about things that aren’t on his terms. I can easily see MC’s tail swatting his glasses askew and him getting uppity about it, sputtering and grumpy. Now, if you start knocking shit off the counter, he might find that  amusing.