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[alternianchancery]

You either die a hero, or live long enough to become the villain. Nysion.

So when I got this, I stared into space for a few minutes wondering how the hell I was going to write it. I had vague ideas of potential villainy for my other trolls, but not Nysion. He’s not a character easily pushed into such things.

And then I had a realization about a thing, went YES while cackling evilly, and spent the next few hours writing. This is the product of that. Perhaps it’s not quite villainous, but a very bad thing is done regardless.

Amanita

[automation-admiration-blog]

shit, so i got tagged into this thing by marcato-meumew. Let's get this show on the road, i suppose. 

Rules: Rule #1, always reblog the rules Rule #2, answer the questions the person who tagged you asked, then write 11 new ones. Rule #3, tag 11 people & link them in the post Rule #4 tell them you tagged them Rule #5, tell the person that tagged you, when you answered the questions

1. If you suddenly found yourself owning a strange cat (as in you don’t know them purrsonally), what would you do and what would you name the cat?

Well, this is a question just for me, seeing as I do not know ANY cats personally. You were really thinking ahead on this one, ml. I guess i'd give it a name in reference two some nerdy book or something. "PERN GET BACK HERE. No. No Pern. Pern you cannot be on my lap. Go."

2. You’re in a blank white room with an inexhaustable supply of paint, water, paintbrushes, and pencils, as well as a sledgehammer and a chainsaw. You don’t know how long you’ll be in this room, and you don’t know where this room is. How do you react to your situation and the objects around you?

Well, there's no dead bodies in there with me, so that's cool. I'd probably just try two figure out what the fuck I could do two get out while consistently checking over my shoulder in the most paranoid fashion possible in case of potential paranormal murderers popping the fuck out of nowhere two slice my head off with the chainsaw. that being said, i'd probably grab the chainsaw first two see if i can get out.

3. You suddenly find yourself with a large cup (like the size of your forearm) of an unidentifiable liquid. What do you do with it?

Drop it like it's hot. That is exactly what I would do.

4. Tell me your favorite song and give me your favorite lyric from that song, please! If you want, go ahead and tell me why you like the song, too :33

Nope, not gonna answer this, two hard. In response, I send you this song (x)

5. What’s your favorite way to pass the time befur something you’re excited for? (Tell me what you’d be excited for too, if you want :33)

Oh, this one's cute. I honestly just sit around and babble about it, or i start pacing uncontrollably due two impatience issues. Can't really contain myself there. 

6. Name one thing you REALLY enjoy doing! Tell me all abmeowt the thing if you f33l like typing it, I’d love to hear!

I can't honestly think of something two say that you don't already know about, meu.  Maybe talking two you guys? Videogames?? Pretending I know how two write fanfiction??? the world may never know.

7. How do you normally react when you suddenly find yourself in the presence of a dog?

I FTFO and throw myself up against it's furry carcass and start petting it immediately. I'm joking, it honestly depends on the dog itself. Good dog = best friend. Bad dog = somebody's getting smacked somewhere, somehow. 

8. If you could own one thing without having to pay for it, what would that thing be?

At the moment, a copy of Ace Attorney v.s. Professor Layton would be really rad two not have two go through the effort of purchasing. Or something like a full set of cosplay, I don't know.

9. If you could change one thing in the world immediately with no negative repurrcussions, what would you change? (Bonus: Tell me why if you f33l like it, but you don’t have to :33)

ml, ANYTHING that you would change would have negative repercussions in some way or another. this question is kinda naive, but i'm not judging. I guess if i could change one thing, it would be the human race's capability two be jealous. Could we set that two its lowest possible setting, maybe? Discontent could be something that's possible, but jealousy is just unproductive. I know it's improbable, but it'd be helpful, at least.

10. Name thr33 things you really love abmeowt yourself! If you can’t find any, please k33p looking! This question is a requirement, no skips or passes ^>.<^

Damnit meu, my only weakness. Positivity. I suppose i'll humor (or should i say, 'amewse') you with this one, might as well dig something up. 

I like the fact that i somehow found a way two not be morbidly obese like a startlingly large number of my family members. I also feel content when realizing that not everybody hates me, or even generally dislikes me, and I find confidence in myself whenever I am able two  help dispatch any sort of troubles my friends might be having. 

11. You’re given the option to make someone you hate pay for what they’ve done. It’s not clarified how, and you get a choice to either accept or decline. Which would you pick and why? What do you think/wish would happen to them?

Depends on how i'm feeling at the time, and whether this is 'black crush' kind of hate or genuine, pure hatred which burns with the enigmatic power of one million gothicdark suns. If somebody actually deserves it and is causing others pain, of course i would wish a painful death upon them. If somebody was just a petty asshole and screwed up their peers, i guess i could deal with them getting slapped. If it was against someone i thought i hated who was, in reality, just someone i disliked for no real reason, then i would decline. 

bluh, sorry for the lengthy response. I suppose I'll put this under a 'read more' after the first question. Great job meuz, these questions were pretty philosophical and intellectually stimulating.  And now it's my turn, i suppose. oh joy.

1. Are you one two turn away adventure? If something extraordinary were two happen, would you follow through with attempting two discover things about it, or would you leave as quickly as possible, in hopes of not having two confront possible eventual terror?

2. If you could learn anything you want with no price attached two it- no being forced two learn for the sake of school,  no doing it specifically for the sake of getting a job and not being a failure two your family, none of that- what do you think you would be passionate enough two love learning about? Why?

3. Name 3 of your favorite drinks.

4. What is your favorite genre of game, book, or movie? You can name your favorites of all 3 things or only do one, your choice.

5. Do  you have any fictional role models? Who are they? Why do you like them so much?

6. What are your honest thoughts about trust? Would you trust a person you just met, not quite yet knowing whether they're 'good' or 'bad' by your own standards?

7. If you had one chance two be anything  you desired (other than a shapeshifter, smartass), what would you be?

8. Approximately what percentage of people in the world are narrow-minded, in your opinion? 

9. Do you consider yourself two be more creative, or analytic? 

10. How good do you consider your grip on your emotions two be? Do you restrain and suffocate them, or do you let them flow as need be?

11. Dragons, or velociraptors?

Tagged:

misssprinklebottom

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schgain

[psfox]

schgain replied to your post:Also in a writing mood? I’ll write short fanfics...

write oc x canon

I don't have any ocs though omc. Just my own personal babies of my own imaginative world which makes them canon. You could give me one of yours or someone else could and I'll go for it. I'l write another reader x canon fic again if it comes to that, I'll do it. I'll go back to the dark ages. 

[alternianchancery]

HIGHLY important please tell me everyone's pokemon teams

I DON’T PLAY ENOUGH POKEMON TO ANSWER THIS

Vosana: Ponyta, Litwick, Bagon, Minccino, Pawniard, Dedenne

Nysion: Roselia, Ursaring, Carnivine, Talonflame, Florges, Vivillon

Quanin: Gardevoir, Milotic, Absol, Misdreavus, Mienshao, Unfezant

Idonea: Banette, Zoroark, Gothorita, Houndoom, Dusclops, Mightyena

[arithexenoqueen]

Tagged by skyskytheinkyone

Tagged by skyskytheinkyone

Rules: Put your iPod/iTunes on shuffle and write down the first ten songs it plays (no skipping) then tag ten people to do the same.

1. Traveling by Night - She

2. Spirit Dance - Ah Nee Mah

3.Coloris - She

4. Bark at the Moon - Ozzy Osbourne

5.Knockin' at Your Back Door - Deep Purple

6. Lost Christmas Eve - Trans Siberian Orchestra

7. Breaking the Chains - Dokken

8. Exile Villify - The National

9. Powerslave - Iron Maiden

10. Legend of the Warrior - Joseph Fire Crow

[arithexenoqueen]

My voice is like sweet potatpoe?

[apertureratt]

((found an awesome caroline on charat!))

Chell: ??????

Chell: *jumps back in shock*

Chell: *GLaDOS?*

Caroline: *Her body is preserved, for the most part, hanging from wires and modems.*

Chell: *snarls viciously*

Chell: *stands up straight, taking in the current environment*

Chell: *her pulse is racing at the familiar sight*

Caroline: *Old Aperture has never looked finer. A rotting possum is draped in a lobby chair.*

Chell: *whips her head around in search of an exit*

Caroline: *slowly, slowly, the woman's life support brings her out of suspended animation.*

Chell: *stares in wide-eyed shock, ready for a fight*

Caroline: ...

Chell: ...

Caroline: Mr. Johnson?

Chell: *the hair on the back of her neck stands on end and she stiffens*

Chell: *this is definitely GLaDOS...but something is different*

Caroline: Mr. John---

Caroline: Oh.

Caroline: Oh, no...

Chell: *"Oh" is a familiar sound even without the computer's static damaging her voice and she lets out a quiet, voiceless hiss*

Caroline: *she has yet to notice Chell, staring at her beautiful company.*

Caroline: THEY did this.

Caroline: *Her GLaDOS shows, and she shakes a bit as she recalls what had happened.*

Chell: *somehow Chell comes to a hypothesis: if this looks and sounds like GLaDOS before GLaDOS, she might not remember Chell... Maybe*

Caroline: *But she soon enough relaxes.*

Chell: *figuring her odds, she took in a deep breath and steps forward, the spring of her boot making a noise as she settled*

Caroline: ...!

Caroline: Hello, there.

Chell: !!!

Chell: *stands up tall, sizing Caroline up*

Caroline: *blood's trickling from her mouth. The lie support is so very old.*

Caroline: *life

Chell: *curiosity gets the better of the cat and she lowers her head to get a better look at Caroline*

Chell: *noticing the blood she nearly steps back but avoids appearing weak at all costs*

Caroline: You, there. On my desk, could you get me a light?

Chell: *so it was true... She didn't recognize her*

Chell: *or she was lying*

Chell: *biting her lip, she walked backwards on her short journey to grab Caroline's light, ready to use it as a weapon if need-be*

Caroline: If there's no cigarettes there, there ought to be a bottle of, oh, I forget.

Caroline: Brandy?

Chell: *meanwhile, her mind worked quickly to try and figure out what happened*

Caroline: ....

Caroline: Miss, test subject.

Chell: *not able to see a literal "light" on Caroline's desk, she grabs a lamp instead*

Caroline: The cigarette box.

Chell: *initially her eyes flare with a deep contempt at the term, but it fades away quickly; she doesn't know better. Yet.*

Chell: *oh. Chell takes the cigarette box and throws it perhaps /casually/ at Caroline*

Chell: if i do spontaneously vanish it's my computer shutting off and i apologize))

Chell: i'll be back; it shouldn't happen, though))

Caroline: ((okay!))

Caroline: *unable to catch it, it hits her and falls to the floor.*

Caroline: ... Could you fill me in, miss?

Caroline: What happened to MY COMPANY?!

Caroline: *her voice cracks, not truly a shout of anger.*

Chell: *Chell holds back a snicker and her eyes wander to the life supports, then back to Caroline. She really didn't know...*

Caroline: I didn't want this.

Chell: *almost feeling sorry for her in a way strange way, she stepped uncomfortably close to Caroline and looked at her with an expression of "Are you serious?" mixed with "Are you hurt?"*

Caroline: I didn't want this!

Chell: *this was all too much like GLaDOS for her to be comfortable, but it was also so unlike her that it was pitiful; she could see more of POTaTOS' wallowing confusion than anything malicious*

Caroline: I remember another lady, cruel and cold and thanking me only momentarily for giving her sentience before I was sent back to.. to here.

Caroline: Is this hell?

Chell: *she sighed, and resigned to help the woman she knew better than to call stupid*

Caroline: This is hell.

Chell: *nods*

Chell: *this is hell*

Caroline: Well, then, damn my soul.

Caroline: Where is Cave, he ought to be here too.

Chell: *she only considers her comment evidence briefly, considering her crazy*

Chell: *shakes her head; that Cave Johnson from the messages wouldn't be in hell*

Chell: *hell wasn't for the dead*

Caroline: If this is hell, where is the man that did this to me?

Chell: *she made a motion of strangulation, not having been exposed to throat-slitting enough for the more recognized symbol*

Caroline: ...Good.

Chell: *she glared, on edge, seeing cruelty*

Chell: *as long as it was /mutual/ cruelty, it was fine*

Caroline: Is...

Caroline: Is SHE still here?

Chell: *She? Either Caroline could have been referring to GLaDOS or to Chell herself. Ruling out GLaDOS on account that she /was/ GLaDOS, Chell opted for the belief that Caroline had merely forgotten Chell's appearence and mannerisms whilst holding onto the ones of her actions*

Chell: *never one to lie, she nodded*

Chell: *with one glance back at the life support system, she hastily look Caroline's hand and dragged her in the most familiar direction she could locate*

Caroline: Oh, we haven't been introduced.

Caroline: Where are we going, miss...?

Chell: *she sighed; hopefully this wouldn't be her team-up with POTaDOS all over again but backwards*

Chell: *stopping only momentarily, she hastily - almost angrily - gestured to herself, to her head, and to Caroline, then back to dragging her along*

Caroline: I don't understand.

Caroline: I'm sure I'll find you in the files.

Caroline: *as she passes a desk she grabbed a thick stack of them to sort through*

Chell: *shakes her head; GLaDOS deleted her files, she remembers that. Before she didn't think it'd actually come back to be a problem*

Caroline: *the manilla folder kind*

Caroline: If you don't recognize me, I'm Second-In-Command (though now I suppose the first) Caroline, personal assistant to Cave Johnson.

Chell: *she stops, and now with certain anger, slowly gestures to herself. To her head. And to Caroline. Then back to walking*

Caroline: Do you remember me?\

Caroline: Look-- here. Have a pen.

Chell: *nods*

Caroline: *like any good secretary, she pulls one our of thin air. Probably tucked in her hair.*

Chell: *she rips a page from the folder out of Caroline's hands and takes a page out of Rattmann's book, drawing out a carefully chosen scene from her own over-functioning memory, modified for Caroline's understanding:*

Caroline: Can you write?

Chell: *she and Caroline (replacing GLaDOS) saying goodbye moments after Chell woke up from her "trip" to the moon*

Chell: *she shook her head*

Caroline: ...

Caroline: Well. I've never seen you before.

Chell: *taking another paper, she drew out Portrait of a Lady as best as she could; her memory of the thing was impeccable, down the last detail, but her depiction skills left much to be desired*

Caroline: That...

Chell: *though she wasn't one to lie, she was certainly one to obscure the truth to her gain...*

Caroline: *she frowns, and looks pained. She does not continue her sentence.*

Chell: *taking another piece of paper, she only gets halfway through a picture of her saving Caroline from a bird, interrupting herself to cross out Cave's face on the last picture*

Chell: *there. Better. Happy?*

Chell: care to switch to paragraph?))

Chell: up to you~))

Caroline: ((bless))

Chell: XD))

Caroline: ((I would love to))

Chell: same man omg))

Caroline: ((btw i use the

Chell: ?))

Caroline: headcanon that caroline is not GLaDOS, only giving GLaDOS sentience upon being downloaded.))

Chell: ahhh))

Chell: i dont but))

Chell: whatever man))

Chell: it's au anyway))

Caroline: ((ye

Chell: as long as you don't use the caroline is chell's mum headcanon im fine))

Caroline: Caroline took the pen from Chell, and the paper with the Portrait, examining it carefully before stabbing Cave with the writing utensil. "Bastard," she spat, tossing the paper and continuing to file papers. She stumbled, weak without her life support construct.

Chell: Obviously, she didn't like him. That was something they had in common, at least, but it was strange to see the same woman who had been cheering him on about lemons or something hate him. Still, it further re-assured her that she wasn't dealing with GLaDOS...and at this point she wasn't sure what was a good thing.

[thedisc0urse]

shittiest art ever