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tonight’s mood

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Me, opening a chest in a stronghold: please,,,, diamonds,,,,, need to go to the nether,,,

The chest: beetroot? You want fucking beetroot?

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*slaps the top of the bently* this baby can fit so much fuckin longing in it

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Got some ineffable dads ideas typed up last night:

I'm so fuckin soft about Aziraphale and Crowley both going from "he's not our child he's the Antichrist" to "yeah, this is our son and we would both kill and die for him"

It's actually Adam who suggests Aziraphale and Crowley get married. He says something along the lines of "Brian and Wensley's parents are in love and they're married. Why don't you get married?"

The Them are convinced for a while that "Adams Parents Hate Each Other" bc they usually get to see their bickering only and Adam assures them "Dad and Pops love each other, don't worry. Be glad you don't have to see them show it"

Speaking of, a few other things they believe for a bit are Crowley is a vampire, Aziraphale has figured out a way to eat properly to gain the energy needed to never sleep, Crowley has some sort of romantic relationship with his car, Aziraphale is an internationally wanted book thief

The Them actually sleep over at Adam's once with the intent of seeing if Aziraphale sleeps, and they catch him on a night where he crawls into bed with Crowley, ending the investigation. Adam is severely disappointed bc every other night he's tried this alone, he's passed out before Aziraphale could be determined to have been awake ALL night

Aziraphale adores reading to Adam when he's Small and Learning Literacy. Sometimes when he's reading a book of his own Adam will grab one of his own books and insert himself into Aziraphale's lap. Aziraphale adores this.

Crowley most definitely put sunglasses on tiny baby Adam and took pictures at some point. He's Cool Baby.

The sheer amount of love in that house,,,, palpable. Aziraphale and Crowley are deeply in love, they both adore Adam who loves his parents in return, I'm,,,

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Crowley disguised as Aziraphale standing engulfed in flames while surrounded by archangels

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I know I've been very "Aziraphale fucks" but I've changed my stance, he's your friend who talks big game and absolutely seems like they fuck but he has barely traded kisses with another man and is right beside Crowley in the 6000 y/o virgin club, he dreams of making love to Crowley but these nerds don't even hold hands til the apocalypse doesn't happen and they're left thinking "oh, that was saucy, he wants me"

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fun fact: when figuring out Spice’s look I almost based him off dave strider

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I'm torn between "Crowley and Azi have been intimately grooming each other since Eden and just don't talk about it" and "the first time it happens is the night Aziraphale stays at Crowley's right after the apocalypse doesn't happen because that's when they let themselves finally be in love, wholly"