Talia & Bruce : *smashes door* grandma & grandpa are here! where’s that baby!👹
Bruce: Where’s that baby! 👹
Talia: Gimme gimme where is it!
Talia: *shoves Damian * Move son your chopped liver
Bruce & Talia: *Gasp* Awww! Ohhhh! Awww awwwwww!
Bruce: I know you told us not to get you any clothes but they practically jumped in the cart. *pile of clothes falls onto Nika or Jon whoever you want it to be*
Talia: Isn’t he just awww. Oh that’s cute. Aww.
Bruce: Now I know you said you had enough quilts but I croqueted these on the way in 🥹
Talia: GRANDMA’S GOT HIM! 👹
Bruce: *fighting to get in* GRANDPA’s GOT HIM 👹
Both: NOBODY TOUCH HIM GRANDMA AND GRANDPA GOT HIM! 👹
Bruce: Oooh Grandpa just had a little stroke there but I’ve got you now
Talia: *talking to Damian* no pressure but grandma wants another one. Make it happen