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hey, they’re dads now
Got some ineffable dads ideas typed up last night:
I'm so fuckin soft about Aziraphale and Crowley both going from "he's not our child he's the Antichrist" to "yeah, this is our son and we would both kill and die for him"
It's actually Adam who suggests Aziraphale and Crowley get married. He says something along the lines of "Brian and Wensley's parents are in love and they're married. Why don't you get married?"
The Them are convinced for a while that "Adams Parents Hate Each Other" bc they usually get to see their bickering only and Adam assures them "Dad and Pops love each other, don't worry. Be glad you don't have to see them show it"
Speaking of, a few other things they believe for a bit are Crowley is a vampire, Aziraphale has figured out a way to eat properly to gain the energy needed to never sleep, Crowley has some sort of romantic relationship with his car, Aziraphale is an internationally wanted book thief
The Them actually sleep over at Adam's once with the intent of seeing if Aziraphale sleeps, and they catch him on a night where he crawls into bed with Crowley, ending the investigation. Adam is severely disappointed bc every other night he's tried this alone, he's passed out before Aziraphale could be determined to have been awake ALL night
Aziraphale adores reading to Adam when he's Small and Learning Literacy. Sometimes when he's reading a book of his own Adam will grab one of his own books and insert himself into Aziraphale's lap. Aziraphale adores this.
Crowley most definitely put sunglasses on tiny baby Adam and took pictures at some point. He's Cool Baby.
The sheer amount of love in that house,,,, palpable. Aziraphale and Crowley are deeply in love, they both adore Adam who loves his parents in return, I'm,,,
They don't know anything about anything, really
confronting the recent ex-bf while wearing one of his shirts,,,
speaking of that au: it sucks to be a couple a young, closeted gays in a small, very religious town, huh?
speaking of their university reunion
Tell more about this au right now!!
skjghrigwhr OKAY SO, bumblebee came up with the initial idea, let me say that first, he is a creative genius and I ADORE his aus
Aziraphale and Crowley live in a small, very religious, heavily Christian town. The two have been friends since they were kids, they’re inseparable in every way, and of course, eventually develop feelings for each other (Crowley first bc he moves faster ofc). Religious guilt and internalized homophobia ensues for both and they keep it to themselves.
Senior year of high school Crowley is outed to his parents (after he comes out to the Vice Principal who he’s close to and is overheard by the Principal who gives his mother the “heartbreaking news”) who give him the ultimatum of going to conversion camp or getting his ass out and not coming back. He’s flat broke and out on his ass now, so he swallows his pride and asks Azi to meet with him to tell him about what happened and ask his friend of a much richer standing to loan him some money. He comes out to Aziraphale and for about half a second Aziraphale is on top of the world, and then he remembers to be disgusted with himself for being so happy to hear Crowley’s gay. The disgust on his face breaks Crowley’s heart, who thinks it’s directed at him and he flees, not to be seen again for two months (in which time he goes to that Vice Principal and stays with her and her girlfriend, eventually being adopted by them legally).
They see each other again when they both end up by some stroke of luck on the same tube after a pride festival. Aziraphale, having actually been at a bookshop and not the festival, steps on the train and finds his missing best friend being assaulted for being in his pride gear and fends off the attackers. He persuades Crowley to let him take him home and take care of him for the night, admitting that no, he was never disgusted with Crowley, never disgusted with his sexuality, just struggling against his own. They spend a night in Aziraphale’s room (having snuck Crowley into the house like they’d done so many times) and decide they could be in love just for tonight. Crowley leaves again in the morning and they don’t see each other again for a real long while. I think it’s six years they’re apart.
They meet again when Aziraphale transfers to the same university Crowley is attending from the one in France he was at initially and happens to end up rooming with Crowley. Crowley comes home from a night of drinking and with a nose full of Coke to Aziraphale sitting on a newly made up bed, completely moved in, and passes out at hearing his voice. Crowley spends the first three weeks giving the cold shoulder, being rude and brash to him in the day and coming home many nights piss drunk and telling him how much he misses him and that he still loves him and he’s so sorry, he just hopes Aziraphale’s moved on so he doesn’t hurt him anymore, just let me make it up to you. This ends when Crowley wakes one morning to Aziraphale breaking the handle off their door after locking it and looking over with a “ah, good morning, dear boy. I’ve already called a maintenance man, he’ll be here later. Let’s talk, shall we?” He doesn’t stop talking for six hours.
Time for more YT au shit!! Ideas drummed up with the assistance of bumblebee:
Evan and Connor Skype for one day for literal hours after using Jared as a middleman to get each other's contacts and Evan drunkenly buys a plane ticket to Italy to meet him and another back to the states that won't be valid for a month
Cue his panicking in the morning trying to find someone to watch the farm for a month bc if he's gonna be an idiot he's gonna follow through
Forgets to tell Connor he's coming, gets Connor's address off of Jared when he's off the plane
New Livestream from EvanHansen: "I guess I'm in Italy now (thanks Drunk Evan)"
Evan streams as he wanders Connor's neighborhood, trying so hard to find the place, and Connor watches
Evan tells his live audience "so I think I fell in love with this guy in a day and I flew out to see him in person because I'm really stupid"
Connor for the first ten minutes: lucky guy, wonder who he is,,,,
Connor, turning his brain on: I'm guy!!!!
Connor follows him for fifteen minutes on the street when he passes his house bc it's too funny not to.