#schlosts

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canceling connor right now look at this shit

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are material belongings important to you?

you could say that, yeah. i have a few tools and items that mean a lot to me, let me take some pictures...

first, here's my babygirl cupid. wilbur got it for me for christmas last month, and she's got a hell of a kick. she sparkles, but the communicator camera doesn't pick it up great

here’s my sword, whiteclaw swagger. i think tommy helped name it? it’s a portmanteau of whiteclaw (the alcohol) and whiteboy swagger (the thing), and it’s a pretty good sword to use

here’s my cane. i got it from my dad way back, since i have muscle and join issues mostly in my legs. it’s the reason i can’t run or swim well, but the cane makes me at least run faster. it’s pretty cool, i don’t want to lose this damn thing

i’d send my ring, but.... i don’t have it anymore.

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Karma is swift when someone delivers it, you would know that now. Figure yourself out and make things right eventually.

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listen man. i know this is from @beached-badboyhalo, and i get what you mean, but jesus christ, you didn't have to kill me for it? you told me that you wanted to "come talk" and shit, and then you end up killing me? kinda manipulative of you, mr. therapist...

but i guess i deserved it.

check out this gnarly scar you gave me, though, from the 2 times you've decapitated me now

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are you gay

yeah, you could say i'm gay. i have 3 husbands as of right now. there's quackity, jack, and.. wilbur. they're sweet, but i guess we do have our ups and downs. won't say too much though, it's personal shit i don't want to have online

here's a picture of the 4 of us when we got together, at wilbur's tea party he invited us all out to. this is .. shit, what, like 3 months old now? time flies, man

if you were asking for general sexuality, i don't think i remember any part of me that wasn't.. a man liker? but everyone around here has HELLA amnesia, so who fuckin knows. there's only 2 girls in the area, and one of them is my besties, soo

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eventful day today, jesus christ i’m worn the fuck out dhmu 

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if anyone has any questions about the breakup or where i'm staying right now, shoot me a message in my inbox

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hey guys, welcome to the blog. it's your favorite boy jschlatt here back at it again on the communicator! no idea if any of the people i know have one of these, but maybe i can reach people from outside.. wherever we are?

i live in michaelmcville, where the mayor is (you guessed it), michael mchill. there's about... what, 20? people around here, and there's another nation called margaritaville nearby too.

send me anything you want to, i don't mind what it is LOL go for it and enjoy your stay

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dude i hate that your eyes get super puffy after a long cry, like people do NOT need to know that ty